twisted 

Really really fucked up on drugs

"Dude, i blew 3 rails of K and Coke all mixed up and then took some E pills i am TWISTED!!!!"

twisted by lad March 18, 2003

twisted 

Something one does that is overly cruel or weird or violent. Something that every person knows where the line is but in this case it gets crossed by a hell of a lot

Being drunk and high, like mangled

that shit was twisted

they dont care about doing twisted shit

twisted by DWatson March 17, 2005

TwIsTeD 

one that has a terrible mic, sounds somewhat drunk/sleepy at the same time, who isn't that good at counter-forces.

RAGE: Alright guys, let's do the default.
TwIsTeD: -sleepy sounded- What?
RAGE: I SAID THE DEFAULT! YOU SLOBS NEVER LISTEN.
TwIsTeD: -drunk sounded- I didn't hear you.
RAGE: Just get in your damn house, TwIsTeD.

TwIsTeD by Yammins January 5, 2009

twisted 

To be so drunk, you feel as though you are on a hallucinogenic trip similar to DXM.

"I was so twisted off that 99 bananas last night."

twisted by insanegerbil June 14, 2005

twisted 

1. Gnarled or tangled.

2. A twisting motion looks like a tied up man trying to wriggle his way out of the rope.

3. Something that's just plain messed up. A 'WTF?!' moment.

1. "This forest is creepy, the branches are all twisted and I see yellow eyes in the bushes!"

2. If you twist the lever, the secret door opens!

3. A pregnant man, now that's twisted.

twisted by Aspirations January 11, 2009

Twisted 

Twisted means your spin on some good shit.

That shit got me twisted.

Twisted by Whitetrshbeautiful May 30, 2018

Twisted 

Hooking up in a causal way, getting with someone but not going all the way, 1-3 bases

People regularly get twisted at parties.

Boy: “wanna go somewhere private and get twisted”
Girl: “ya!”

Twisted by Braidmaster November 21, 2019