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The most ungodly creature to roam the Earth. Tiwtards think the best book ever is Twilight (Craplight) because of this they obsess over it. Twitards tend to to stupid things like wear Twilight T-shirts, purses, and basically anything else that can be Twitardified. They also make retarded Flairs on Facebook ( Pieces of Flair, an application.) saying retarded things like "Who needs Dracula when you have Edward Cullen?" (I do) and " Real Men Sparkle" and "Jacob Black: another reason to love dogs". Personally they make me sick. Once I saw a Twitard in an ice cream shop. It was all I could do to not smack her in the face with a lead pipe.
Biggest Twitard:
Stephenie Meyer
Twitards are so Twitarded that they believe someone is a vampire when they fucking sparkle. Vampires don't sparkle.
Stephenie Meyer
Twitards are so Twitarded that they believe someone is a vampire when they fucking sparkle. Vampires don't sparkle.
Twitard by twilight sucks ass August 26, 2010
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twitards • twitarded • Twitard Hunter • Twitardmaniacphobia • emo twitard • twi • Twi-Hard • Twi-curious • Twi-Twat • Twi-high
Twitard
The book "Twilight" by Stephanie Meyer plus "retard." A person who obsessively enjoys the books or movies of Twilight.
Twitard by Penelope's stupid name August 16, 2009
Twitard
A person who has read Stephenie Meyer's Twilight Saga and the Twilight movie, and completely obsesses over it.
*You try to control your thoughts because Edward might hear them.
*You refuse to believe that Edward Cullen does not exist.
*People stare at you funny because you and your friends are locked into a heated argument of vampire vs. werewolves.
*You cried through most of New Moon.
*Your dream car is a silver 2005 Volvo S60R or a yellow 911 Turbo Porsche
*You long to visit Forks, Washington
*You get excited anytime someone unexpectedly mentions anything about vampires.
*You talk about Edward and Twilight so much, that your friends read it just to shut you up
*You have come to hate the sun
*You start to see silver Volvos everywhere (I SWEAR I SAW ONE DRIVE BY)
*Every time you're in a grocery store, you have the urge to pick up and hold an apple
*You start cursing at Halloween shop windows when you see stereotypical vampire teeth and costumes.
*You try to control your thoughts because Edward might hear them.
*You refuse to believe that Edward Cullen does not exist.
*People stare at you funny because you and your friends are locked into a heated argument of vampire vs. werewolves.
*You cried through most of New Moon.
*Your dream car is a silver 2005 Volvo S60R or a yellow 911 Turbo Porsche
*You long to visit Forks, Washington
*You get excited anytime someone unexpectedly mentions anything about vampires.
*You talk about Edward and Twilight so much, that your friends read it just to shut you up
*You have come to hate the sun
*You start to see silver Volvos everywhere (I SWEAR I SAW ONE DRIVE BY)
*Every time you're in a grocery store, you have the urge to pick up and hold an apple
*You start cursing at Halloween shop windows when you see stereotypical vampire teeth and costumes.
Don't make fun of me and all of my Twitarded friends or I'll give you a paper cut right in front of Jasper...or I'll La Push you off a cliff...or, even better...I'll provoke the Volturra and blame it on you!
I am a Twitard!
I am a Twitard!
Twitard by Wish I was Bella Swan December 21, 2008
emo twitard
Jen is such an emo twitard, bu she's still cute.
Kevin is also another emo twitard, but as a male/shemale, he definitely CROSSED THE BORDER of being the biggest faggot in the world!
Kevin is also another emo twitard, but as a male/shemale, he definitely CROSSED THE BORDER of being the biggest faggot in the world!
emo twitard by jelomulawin August 28, 2009