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tweedle dum and tweedle dee

tweedle dum and tweedle dee are Two complete idiots who suck ( mostly at double tennis )
a pair of identical twins who are stupid and clumsy but are humorous for people who like stupidity
Dum: Throw me the tennis ball

DEE THROWS THE TENNIS BALL AND IT CRASHES STRAIGHT INTO DUM
Dum: Nice throw
THIS AN EXAMPLE OF STUPIDITY ( STUPIDITY = TWEEDLE DUM AND TWEEDLE DEE
by DJKHFZ; March 15, 2017
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tweedle your needle

A slang term for masterbating. (usually referred to masterbating only with the fingers due to a particularly small penis.)
Robert: Don't bother me now, im doing homework!

Me: Does that homework include tweedle your needle?

Robert: Whats that?

Me: You should know. It's all over your schedule. plus your the only person who uses a paper clip to do it anyways.
by SuckonitRob February 4, 2010
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Twerkle jerk

Twerkle jerking can be a fun springtime activity!
by Luemma02 November 26, 2013
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Twertles

A turtle owned by a child who has a slight wittle wetard wisp.
"Jake what's your favorite animal?"
"I wike Twertles"
by Baileyswaxytwertles February 12, 2010
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tweedle

The act of ordering the same meal at a restaurant as one of the other people at your table.
Johnny ordered the steak. I didn't want to tweedle so I ordered a salad.

The menu is four pages long! Why are you tweedling off me?
by D. Vista April 26, 2005
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tweedledump

A bell-shaped systems-type guy. You know the type, narrow shoulders and enormous ass. They sit around all day talking about how smart and creative they are. In fact, they usually only create network hang-ups and little brown replicas of themselves in the toilets.
Terry Thiel is the biggest tweedledump I've ever seen! He left one of his clones in the toilet!
by Bill Davis (the original) July 28, 2008
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Tweedles

Another name for something someone plays on guitar, generally something short, solo like, and not going anywhere particular, but it's not limited to that.
I was jamming with my Fender Telecaster, and my girl was impressed with my tweedles.

I was recording some random tweedles, and one of them ended up being the solo on the final cut.

Um, I think Mick's in his room, tweedeling about on the guitar.
by SilentVendetta September 23, 2010
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