Tweet hole

Unfiltered Twitter rants; the social media version of a "cake hole" or "pie hole."

Courtney Love's big tweet hole cost her big bucks. Kanye West can't keep his tweet hole shut. Kim Kardashian's getting paid every time she opens her tweet hole.

by AdonisGenes March 19, 2011

tweetlessness

When you can't sleep because you are trying to think of things to twitter the next day.

"Dude, you look tired..." "Yeah, I was up all night--tweetlessness..."

by FitzLovin' May 28, 2009

tweethate

When the general tweeting audience dislikes a tweeter therefore expressing their tweethate.

In response to the AZ shootings today, hundreds of tweeters expressed their tweethate by retweeting Sarah Palin's March 23rd tweet "Don't retreat...reload".

by Ladyomygod January 9, 2011

tweetle

to post your first and last tweet, and then wish you never opened a Twitter account altogether.

I just tweetled, that's the last time I ever use Twitter.

by Twitler April 1, 2009

tweetle

On twitter when u write a small tweet. Or only write short tweets

don't have much to tweet a tweetle will have to do. She tweetles just to say hi.

by Indi Go Violet August 14, 2009

Testhole

It is a derivation of the word 'asshole'. Closely linked to the 'askhole'. Maybe even the same guy...The 'testhole' loves to tell you about how he/she did on a test when you did not even ask them. They will freely give the information because they are confident that they have achieved a better score than you.

You: (thinking out loud and minding your own business) " Man, that fuckin sucks. I totally thought I'd do better on the test than that."
Testhole: ( lingering in your immediate area waiting for the moment to ask) "What's wrong? How'd you do?"
You: ( Not paying attention enough to recognize you are setting yourself up) "86."
Testhole: ( With heavy undertones of false modesty) "100. Sucks for you man. I didn't think the test was that hard." ( Smiles and walks away)

by Gunbunny31 February 5, 2009

tweetho

That girl at work who sits on twitter all day not working while you slave away for the man.

I can't believe Krystal twittered that I spilled ketchup on my pants at lunch? What a tweetho!

by cantalop March 4, 2009