twatwankle

A Twatwankle is a person who spends their spare time looking up silly words on urbandictionary.com.

Hey Joe, stop looking up words on urbandictionary, you Twatwankle!

by Bumble knockers April 28, 2022

master twatsman

The creator of the 43 rules of twatsmanship layed down for the ages.

Rule #17-If you see a twat in the wilderness, run away, no good can come from wild twat.(Or can it?)
Rule #34-If the twat says seriously, she redeclares herself a twat.
(These rules are not to by used outside the master twatsman, and the master twatsman inc.)

by Juddsy Boges June 27, 2007

twatwank

A twatwank is much the same as a titwank, except it utilises a lady's tuppy. Essentially, it's just plain old sexing.

"My, Lady Chatterley, I wouldn't half love to give you a good twatwank up against that old oak tree yonder..."

"The twins, Alan and Victoria, slipped into the train's toilet with a view to steal a quick kiss from one another. As it turned out, Alan ended up furiously twatwanking Victoria up against the door."

by Ian Gee July 30, 2008

twatiana

an underage slut; a girl who is too young to have a hamburgered twat.

Look at that twatiana's twatty twat!

by cdr497 August 10, 2006

Twatswatter

The term for a female who stops a friend who is also a female from getting laid. (The opposite of cockblocker)

Omfg I was so going to fuck that guy. But Dannah had to come and kill the conversation. Ughhh, she is such a twatswatter

by Robb Fox™ December 4, 2009

twatswaddler

A guy/girl who is clingy in the relationship.

Sara: Diane isn't going to the party with us tonight.

Jenn: Why not?

Sara: She said she "forgot" that Jake was coming over to watch movies with her.

Jenn: Oh right...he's such a twatswaddler. She can't do anything without him being up her ass! She needs to rethink that relationship.

by esrohar December 2, 2010

Twatspanner

The act in which someone acts rather foolish

Oh you’re acting like quite a twatspanner

by T-RampHater October 27, 2018