Twatcoaster

1. A worthless human being with little or no value to society. A perpetual fuckup. A person whose only legitimate purpose in life would be to serve as a literal human coaster for some female to rest her twat on.

God damn it Vallorian, stop acting like such an absolute twatcoaster and make yourself useful for once!

by Venezuela October 17, 2008

Twatch

Noun: A female Twitch player that only gets views due to their gender. Makes up for lack of personality with cleavage, makes up for a lack of gaming skill with twerking.

Did you see the live steam spotlight Overwatch has out, it's always some twatch streamer.

by White Goodmen February 4, 2018

twatitosis

When an odor resembling cod emanates from a female's crotch area. Individual will most likely try to blame someone else for the foul, repungent smell.

Sam has horrid twatitosis, she might consider washing that shit.

by peachykeeny708 May 18, 2007

Twaticus Maximus

When your girlfriend / wife / female so is being a pain in the ass. Basically like you would call somebody who was being a pain in the ass a Twat. But this is saying they are being a Twat to the Max and really need to back off.

1. I was going to go out Friday and play poker with the guys but my girl was all being Twaticus Maximus about us not having enough US time.

2. Your girlfriend is beyond a bitch, shes a twaticus maximus

by Booty King September 5, 2006

Twatacocktus

A woman who does something so dumb it makes you realize that she is only good for one thing and doesn't have the ability to serve any other purpose on earth.

You are driving and a woman cuts you off because she is in a hurry. She hits a sign and gets a flat tire and a bent rim in the result of her actions. This is a "Twatacocktus"

You yell in rage "You stupid Twatacocktus!"

by DROE440 June 3, 2010

twatmcmuffin

the sexual act of shoving a muffin up a females vagina then fucking her until climax where the muffin obsorbs all the sperm then you fish out the muffin with your hand and forcing it down your partners throat.

Ben: Why is abby not eating her dinner

Aaron: oh yea i just gave her a big ol' twatmcmuffin

by frank figglehorn December 18, 2010

Twatcap

A sanitary pad or maxipad. See also, twatcork.

"Do you have a spare twatcap? I need to change mine."

by theIrishKitty October 22, 2006