twathead

someone who's head looks like a vagina.

'That guy has a huge twathead'

by helen taylor June 2, 2004

Twatbarrier

Someone's inability to get their ticket ready for a ticket barrier, then spending the next minute faffing around trying to find said ticket while blocking the barrier, hence becoming a barrier themselves.

'' Oi mate, next time get your ticket ready, you twatbarrier''

by Wiggybe May 22, 2017

Twatbadger

A sly untrustworthy person.

I got served by this right twatbadger at the car showroom, I think I might have got fucked over big style.

by Spongmonkey July 23, 2010

Twatard

A mix between the word twat and retard

Liam is a Twatard

by Hunky Jesus March 3, 2020

twathead

Zara williams

“ooo what’s that”
“ahh it’s your local twathead”

by Megan slawson July 10, 2020

Twathead

There's no set definition of a twathead because it's non-existent

Harry Phillips is a twathead

by anonymous January 19, 2021

Twatward

A stupid male named Edward, who thinks that he’s smart, albeit the asinine and deleterious things that he says and /or does.

Senator Edward Markey from Massachusetts is such a Twatward; who thinks he can attach himself to other peoples’ laws that they had drafted up mostly by themselves. (See the Waxman-Markey bill or the Green new deal).

by The girl you can’t catch. February 19, 2021