Twatwaffle

A person who's behavior warrants them being described of a loose dangly vagina with warm leathery lips, and slight seepage that has crusted up giving it the smell of a blue room on a muggy July afternoon in Georgia.

That dumb bitch on plenty of fish wouldn't show me a picture of her butthole. She was a complete twatwaffle.

That beedy eyed so cal flat bill bro bra walked up to me. He said "what up my white nigga". I responded " you want punched in the face so hard you die you twatwaffle."

by Twatt Waffle Eatery August 17, 2014

Twatwaffle

A very annoying, slightly insane, and desperate older woman, typically divorced, throwing herself at anyone willing to give her the smallest bit of attention. Usually dresses slutty and inappropriately for her age.

Holy shit, Lindsey is such a twatwaffle, she will do anyone after one glass of gin.

Be careful of that twatwaffle, she will plan a future with you after just one lunch!

by snackysnack November 7, 2023

twatwaffle

Complete idiot. Dipshit, assrod. You get the idea.

Bush voters are such twatwaffles..

by Miikro June 14, 2004

twatwaffle

occurs when a woman wears tight jeans without underwear and the hard seams painfully mash themselves into her undercarriage, leaving an angry red waffle-like pattern.

When Jerri first heard of what getting a twatwaffle was, things just got real for her.

by Moggraider May 16, 2008

Twattwaffle

A sweet boy named j’vion

Goodmorning Twattwaffle

by Twattwaffles friend August 8, 2020

twatwaffle

adj. a term to describe a girl at work who appears to be sweet but often settles disputes via bitchy e-mails and beleives that she is superior to her coworkers

"Dude, did you see that e-mail Candy sent out yesterday about the timesheets?"

"Yeah, that girl is such a little twatwaffle."

by Mermaidface December 27, 2008

twatwaffler

A man who tears a woman's pussy up when having sex.

Janet's vagina has never been the same after that twatwaffler got done with it.

by DJ Jew-C August 8, 2007