tuscaloosa dumpling

A tuscaloosa dumpling is a twist onclassic cherokee chin strap,followed by a montgomery monkey tail,topped off with a gravey chaser.

" no one knows what a tuscaloosa dumpling is except for you aunt lil,cuz she invented it" Early cyler its a right of passage.

by erly cylers momma August 28, 2010

Tuscaloosa Tumbler

When you're doing that bitch missionary with her legs on your shoulders, on the edge of the bed. Right before you come, you roll her fat ass off the edge and spooge on to her back/ the back of her head.

I didn't want to knock that dirty whore up, so I ended up giving her the old Tuscaloosa Tumbler.

by Marely February 2, 2008

Tuscaloosa Dumpling

A sexual position preformed on a man by a woman.
Usually used as a "rite-of-passage" to celebrate one's manhood.

"I'm very proud of you son. Let's go to the strip-club and get you your first Tuscaloosa Dumpling!"

by 9lb hammer April 14, 2008

Tuscaloosa Beefwrap

When a man wraps his flaccid weiner around another man's hard weiner and jacks him off with it to completion.

Jaccob tried to give Paddy a Tuscaloosa Beefwrap, but he couldn't finish without getting an erection himself.

by luckypork July 15, 2011

Tuscaloosa Timebomb

Involves eating 6 Taco Bell beef and bean burritos and going commando and see how long you can last with out shitting

It wasn’t very much of a Tuscaloosa Timebomb because I shat after 10 minutes.

by Chefondvd September 4, 2019

Tuscaloosa Tightrope

The act of engaging in intercourse with a foley catheter in place.

Patient: “Hey doc, can I still slam the ol’ lady with this thing in my dick?”

Doctor: “Oh, you mean a Tuscaloosa Tightrope? Aaaaaaabsolutely.”

by LynchVegas August 23, 2019

Tuscaloosa Telescope

When someone inserts a paper towel tube in a man's anus and looks through it while tugging on the man's penis.

Ed's father walked in on him when he was receiving a Tuscaloosa Telescope from Chuck.

by CocoSantango July 26, 2014