turtlewash

Cutest guy ever. often used with chopped, which means you dont know me

rob your a turtlewash. "you got me chopped turtlewash"

by 123melissaNalyssa321 May 14, 2009

Turtlewax

An awfull smelling mixture of ass fluids and sweat that collects in an individuals upper ass crack on hot summer days. Also common of nerds to accumulate large quantities of turtlewax while playing videogames in thier sweatpants.

Yo, my turtlewax got so bad that it solidified and I had to remove it with a chisel

by C-Mac10 August 30, 2008

turtlewaxer

(latin)A homosexual male
(greek a fetish)To polish a toitoise with your pecker

by Stylee September 26, 2003

turtlewash

anything you want. can be used to describe an asshole, a fighting move, or even a codeword. best used describing rob.

im gonna turtlewash you, stop being such a turtlewash, what the turtlewash?

by bratzdoll123321 May 16, 2009