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Turntable

When a girl sits between two guys and rubs their penis' outside their pants as if she were a DJ at the turntable. This usually leads to ski-poles.
Friend: Dude, did she give you guys hand-jobs?
Guys together: No, but she gave us the Turntable.
by DJ Urb November 3, 2009
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two turntables and microphone

Line from a Beck song called "Where It's At". Two turntables and a microphone are supposed to represent a dick; the shaft and two balls...
by Asa Guy December 28, 2008
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Nebraskan Turntables

When you're fingering two girls at once. Rubbing the clits in a circle resembles the motion a DJ makes spinning a turntable.
Me: Ay what's the closest you've ever been to a threesome?
Ben: Haha I was so close one time. I actually did the Nebraskan Turntables on these twins, but I didn't get to fuck after.
Me: Damn! Why not?
Ben: Because they thought that fingering both of them at once was the stupidest shit ever. They left immediately after I tried it...
by nutellacroissant May 1, 2021
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cinnamon toast turntables

hey dude i went on cinnamon toast turntables today. Now I can't go escape. Help....
by Luckie 559 February 27, 2021
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TURNTABLES

I instrument used around the world to make various of beatz for music....

Some scratch djs begin to publicly experiment with, and develop their own methods of scratch notation. Most notable of the group, John Carluccio, director and creator of "Battle Sounds", shares his system of scratch notation with other DJs around the world
technic,vestax,go to a music store and look for one!
by azure November 29, 2003
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How the turntables

A famous misquote by michael scott, describing instant karma.
"Well, well, well... How the turntables have . . . turned''
by lildudefly February 18, 2019
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malaysian turntable

(n) The act of mounting a midget woman (preferably malaysian, but muslim will work too) with no legs and no arms on top of your cock and proceed with intercourse. Afterwards, a traditional sitar entertainment session is performed by malaysian spectators, while the midget finishes you up with a blowjob.
Ross: "Dude what do you think of the new lunchlady?"
Beatrice: "The midget with no limbs? Yeah she was up on my cock doing the malaysian turntable on corndog day."
by DefinitionWarz October 3, 2006
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