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Turkeying

The act of when someone goes to give you a high five, instead of slapping their hand, form a fist, stick your thumb out, and hit their open palm with the bottom of your hand (the part of your fist opposite your thumb sticking out) then proceed to wiggle your thumb while your hand is on their palm, saying "gobble gobble gobble."
Thus forming a turkey to thwart their efforts of slappin' five.
Jack: So I went to high five Matt, but he ended up turkeying me.
Megan: What a douche.
by AustinTsunami January 20, 2009
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turkeyslap

When one is slapped in the face with a penis
Harry was turkeyslapped by his boyfriend last night
by weeman619 April 21, 2006
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Turkeys

a source of food, dead or alive. Mostly eating during thanksgiving or christmas
Throw dead turkeys in joeys yard is fun
by GOD December 16, 2002
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Turkeys

Look at those Turkeys post.
by Magus December 11, 2004
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Turkeys

Part of the female vagina that only a select, special few of women have. They hang down at the bottom opening and some woman can even pull them a few centimeters down their leg! The tips of the turkeys are usually a darker shade of the top of it but its still beautiful. The womans men will have to get used to it but sooner or later, they'll realize that it makes their woman special!
It's so wierd! When i pee, my turkeys spread my pee apart!
by Daniella T February 11, 2006
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Turnerism

The phrase used for a person who continues to muddle up common phrases with there own take, most commonly used in the North-West of England, especially Cheshire.
"We've been best friends since sliced bread" as opposed to "That's the best thing since sliced bread" Or "Alls I know is hows about your mum mwaa" As opposed to all I know is how your mum is" When somebody gets it wrong they've had a " Turnerism "
by Anti-Turnerism February 19, 2019
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Caroline’s Turkeys

A lady named Caroline has Turkeys that terrorize the people of Georgetown, NY. The turkeys have been seen jumping into random people’s windows looking for food and freely roaming the town. Caroline’s Turkeys can describe a group of people wandering around aimlessly, dicking around.
At work today when it got busy I turned around and my coworkers are just fucking walking around like Caroline’s Turkeys.
by Hipstereclipse August 24, 2020
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