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turkeyed

i'm so fuckin turkeyed oh man!!!!!!
by the toadster February 24, 2008
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turkeyham

A sophisticated being, comprising of the head of a turkey and the body of a swine.

Or a sophisticated being, comprising of the head of a swine and the body of a turkey.

If you are a turkeyham you must commit suicide immediately or call the turkeyham hotline at 1800 TURKHAM (887-5426). Please not this number is no longer in service because turkeyhamness spreads via contact of voice and everyone working at the turkeyham hotline are infected/suicidal maniacs.
DON'T BE A TURKEYHAM OR GO KILL YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!
by turkeyham infected April 24, 2010
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Turkey Head

When a fat girl is performing oral sex, and her double or triple chins tickle the person's testicles
Man, one great thing about dating fat girls, is the turkey head I be gettin!
by Abraham Autumnwood August 19, 2010
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Turkey Head

A chicken and or goat head used in reference to females of ill repute.
Hardcore reluctantly, against all better judgements, was obligated to paint a turkey heads face white during a contract bang video.
by PseudoMan420X May 24, 2011
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Turkey-head

A person who joins the gym after a gluttonous christmas period who performs pathetic exercises and quits after a month *moon face*
"can't be arsed goin the gym later, it's gonna be full of turkey-heads"
by MartinezJnr22 January 6, 2015
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Turkey-Head

When someone is giving someone else fellatio and the whole time they're saying

the words "GOBBLE-GOBBLE-GOBBLE!!“
or conversly

the words "g’bl-g’bl-g’BLAAAHK!"

Or something that sounds similar to the sounds a turkey would make.
"Hey bro how'd the date go last night?"

“Turkey-head all night, she was all Gobble Gobble Gobble gluck"
by Kuhlbones November 22, 2025
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Turkeyherp

Typically used as a slur to describe a "gangsta" of any race, rather than using the "forbidden slurs." Not intended to be negative toward any one race, just the antisocial bottom feeders. The type who choose a life of crime over being productive members of society. It also can be used to describe hard drug users, or other undesirable individuals.
Yo watch out bro, got a bad case of turkeyherp over there, check your pockets!

That Gropie Joe guy sure is a tree hopping turkeyherping diaper sniper! How is he president, and not locked up?
by Tiredofwokecensorship August 18, 2022
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