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Turkey Necking

When a person's head jerks back and forth as they fall asleep while sitting.
That class was so boring I started turkey necking.
by Robotz February 10, 2006
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Turkey necking

Fucking a girl on her period until your balls are covered in blood, which gives the illusion of a turkeys red neck
I was fucking this girl on her period, and i ended up turkey necking her
by poopsmear January 10, 2011
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turkey neck

Basically your balls are mysteriously fixed to your penis in a web-like fashion
or
Penoscrotal Web
The patient had a history of an aggressive circumcision at birth. He has hair on the base of the penis that he shaved, upper scrotum attached to the base of penis and a penoscrotal web or turkey neck of entire lower surface of penis to the glans (head) giving the appearance of a short penis and deformed scrotum.
by diy July 28, 2008
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turkey neck

When an older person has skin that sags in the neck.
My grandmother has massive turkey neck, yo. Gobble, Gobble. It sags from here to there and everywhere.
by crunkalicious July 4, 2004
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turkey neck

a turkey neck is when you get soo fat that you have to store some of the excess fat down between your penis and your ball sack. the reason it is called a "turkey neck" is because it looks like the gross neck of a turkey. if you look at any picture of a turkey you will see why it is called this. it can be used as a noun or a verb
"timmy, you dont have to be such a turkey neck" or "yeah, i was turkey necking it up last night at that one party" or even "im so fat that i have a turkey neck and it hurts :*("
by nathan S June 2, 2006
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turkey neck

an unsightly, nauseating wobble of excess skin hanging from an elderly individuals white powdery neck in a comical fashion
brian wilson has a bad case of the turkey neck
by kathy with a k May 27, 2005
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Turkey-Neck

In a manner strikingly similar to Arabian Goggles, the strapping young lad whips out his genitalia and places his nutsack on the neck of a waiting female, with his dick facing up toward her chin. In this way, the delighted female's neck will resemble that of a turkey.
"Girl, I'm going to turkey-neck the shit out of you."

"Every day's Thanksgiving with a good old fashioned turkey-neck!"
by the drunken asshole April 11, 2010
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