turkey baster full of protien shake

a penis, originates from the concept that male ejaculate is high in protien.

"I gave it her"
"Gave her what?"
"You know my turkey baster full of protein shake

by Big E notor E us October 16, 2003

turkey baster

Someone who teases heavily with intent to arouse sexually. Getting a woman wet before sex.

You turkey baster! (said while being sexually teased)

by kinkasaur November 13, 2006

Swedish Turkey Baster

the sexual act of pulling out your cock before you shoot your load and baste her whole body in your jizz.

this bitch was fuckin crazy!
so I got fed up and gave her the ol' swedish turkey baster.
then I slapped her and told her to make me a fuckin sandwich.

by nick irion March 11, 2007

turkey baster

when a girl is giving you head and you pull out before you nut and nut on her head and it runs down her face she looks like she just got turkey basted

Kevin gave hannah a turkey baster and then put her into the oven

by nasty daddy September 12, 2006

turkey baster

The action of turning the penis into a turkey baster by pinching it closed when one is about to ejaculate. Then, in one quick move, squeezes their balls and releases their hand in order to blow the whole load on someone's ass (Which, in some opinions, may resemble a turkey).

Easton Michael hooked up with a girl who had nice side boob and gave her a turkey baster.

by Jeremy Robinson December 27, 2007

turkey baster

When 20-somethin male bangs his friend's super fat mom and fills with little monsters.

"Fat old lady turkey; baster young male"
"Brandon has many times proven to be a turkey baster."

by poly4 August 30, 2013

Turkey Baster

A material in which is used when women are lonely and wanna get pregnant for attention so they shove it up there vagina and push sperm inside them.

Person: I'm gonna go shove some sperm in my vagina to get attention, *Shoves Turkey Baster up there*

by EmoFoxes June 5, 2018