turdburglar

one who steals poo

anna williams

by cream January 9, 2004

TurdBurglar

When you are sitting on the can and the log that pops out from your 'poop shoot' is suddenly snatched by the force of a amazingly smooth criminal's hand sliding between your right ass cheek and the toilet seat, this my people is your commonly known TURDBURGLAR!

Informant: Da'Boof
Possible Whereabouts: Boof-Town USA, Lost City of Boof, Boofermuda Triangle & Boof Be Gone.

OMG! Who was that mask-man? He stole my Turd! What a fucking TurdBurglar! WTF Mate?

by Boof Nasty April 23, 2009

Turdburglar

A person so sneaky they could steal a turd out of your toilet before you notice or flush.

I think that turdburglar Tanya has been using my vibrator again...

by Dr Harry Johnson September 20, 2012

turdburglar

one who is insignificant, but often obnoxious and/or annoying

most anyone's younger sibling

by Kimo November 26, 2002

Turdburglar

Someone who burgles turds (Someone being idiotic or someone who actually steals cow turd out of paddocks to peg at people)

Nicky; Jorja, don't be such a turdburglar!!!
Jorja; God... Frickin' idiot!!!

by So.Not.Emo May 23, 2006

turdburglar

1. (Noun)A person of low moral carachter, possibly a male homosexual,who covets anal excretions.
2. (Adjective) A lazy non-productive burden on society.

That Orville Pendercott Jr. is a real turdburglar

by skidyard May 22, 2006

Turdburglar

1. Often used to describe a man suffering from sexual confusions and of low intelligence.

2. A Unrightious Mother Fucker

Tom can be a real turdburglar

by DrMeanDudeMD October 8, 2006