Turdsurfing

The act of using a mobile device for internet access whilst using the toilet. For example, use of an iPhone for web access while using the toilet would constitute turdsurfing.

Today I had a good turdsurfing session.

by Angrybob October 1, 2009

turdburglin'

In general, this is when a person is acting a fool, wildin out, or just being a straight-up buster. Needs no additional explanation, really.

I'm so sick and tired of all these clowns turdburglin' when we're trying to get some work done.

by DJKidTahoe March 27, 2010

turdhurder

someone with a generally obnoxious personality that cause problems where ever they go. Usually a loud talker and will always have a few friends (shit sheep) around them.

fuck, That turdhurder Joe and his shit sheep are here they're so loud. let's leave.

by kwil15 June 3, 2010

turdery

A person trying overly too hard to be cool that they say or do the utmost ridiculous and embarrassing thing thinking they are cool but in reality they are multiple levels higher than a dork.

"Whoa look at John blasting his music in his beater of a car and wearing the same brand new outfit Eric wore yesterday."
"I know, that's just straight up turdery at it's finest."

by TheBestEva15 August 4, 2016

Turturkeykey

Its a turkey stuffed with a smaller turkey. Known from episode 10 season 6 of How i Met Your Mother called Blitzgiving

Ted: Instead of stuffing i'm gonna fill the turkey with a slightly smaller turkey. Its called ''The Turturkeykey''.
Lilly: The Turturkeykey?
Robin: I was there at the insertion. He used shoe horns. I'll be having sides.

by Warrmonger November 28, 2010

Turturkeykey

A turkey stuffed with a slightly smaller turkey. Usually roasted for Thanksgiving.

Dude, you violated a turkey. With another turkey.
Yeah, it's my turturkeykey. :3

by CustodesAstartes November 25, 2010

john turturro

Plays a great hick in addition to gangster, nerd, and hispanic! In O Brother, Where Art Thou? and Secret Window.

John Turturro: Yodalayheeeeheeee Yodalayheeeeheeee Yodalayheeeeheeee Yodalayheeeeheeee Yodalayheeeeheeee Yodalayheeeeheeee Yodalayheeeeheeee Yodalayheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

by Traveling Bob July 30, 2006