turducken

1. A dish comprising a chicken stuffed in a duck stuffed in a turkey.

2. To put more meaning into something than can reasonably be expected or intended.
1. "Why have a turkey for Thanksgiving when you can have turducken?"

2. Me1: I hope this isn't the winter of Tovar's discontent
Me2: How would we know?
Me1: You know, anger-flakes falling from the sky, grumble-powder all over the ground, the thermometer frigid with annoyance.
Me2: Words fail me at expressing how awfully you've expanded on that metaphor.
Me1: I know what you mean. I turduckened it.
Me2: You what? Wait, I don't want to know.
Me1: I stretched it unnaturally in order to stuff all sorts of random crap in it.
Me2: Please stop.
by SongMonk October 26, 2006
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turducken

A chicken stuffed in a duck stuffed in a turkey. Often eaten on Thanksgiving.

Often considered the predecessor tobapork.
Honey, I need more than just turkey for dinner tonight -- how about fixing up some turducken?!
by Eli Kushan February 19, 2004
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turducken

A turducken is a deboned turkey stuffed inside of a deboned duck stuffed inside of a deboned chicken. Generally, turduckens are considered a specialty food and are very popular in Cajun cuisine. Preparing a turducken takes at least 15-18 hours, requires many ingredients, sells anywhere from $60 to upwards of $250, and demands great attention to detail when seasoning and stuffing.
Even turkitarians get tired of turkey at Thanksgiving dinner and buy a delicious turducken to celebrate the day the pilgrims came to America and settled at Plymouth Rock, Massachusetts.
by PWS27 October 06, 2017
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metaphysical turducken

A riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma.
I'll never understand Steve, he's a metaphysical turducken.
by Definite Article March 11, 2009
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Turducken Slap

(verb) When a man, who has a man inside him, who has a man inside HIM turkey slaps another human being, male or female, in the face with his penis, erect or flaccid, it makes no difference, there's little room for discrimination when performing a turducken slap.
Holy shit. I was passed out on the couch and I was turducken slapped. What a way to wake up!
by Danger500 April 26, 2011
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Stuffing the turducken

The act of putting a chicken inside of a duck, which is then stuffed inside a turkey.

The act of masturbating, especially when done in a kitchen or butcher shop.
Every year the hardest part of preparing the Thanksgiving feast is the act of stuffing the turducken.

Trevor's mom screamed in terror when she walked into the kitchen and saw him stuffing the turducken.
by Boycetastrophy October 25, 2010
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Sex Turducken

When you stick a pocket vag into your girls vag and have sexy time.
My girl and I did the sex turducken last night.
by Mandyola November 13, 2014
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