Turducken 

The act of having sex with a pregnant woman. Derived from the Southern favorite of the same name - a turkey stuffed with a duck stuffed with a chicken. However, in this case, you are stuffing your penis inside a woman stuffed with baby.

"I can't wait until my kid is born. At this point, sex is non-existent. I couldn't pull a turducken, even if I wanted to"

Turducken by ajcny March 24, 2009

turducken 

Turducken is a non-traditional Thanksgiving meal consisting of a boneless turkey, stuffed with a boneless duck, which also happens to be stuffed with a small boneless turkey. Stuffing generally fills the space between the layers. After all stuffings have been added, each layers is then sewn up and then cooked. Turdurken has a cajun origin, and gained it popularity on John Maddens Monday Night Football.

I tried to make an all natural turducken, but the chicken and the duck were being asses.

turducken by JohnMadden December 27, 2007

turducken 

its a turkey, duck and chicken all stuff inside of each other.

Me: Mom what's for dinner?
Mom: a Turducken!
Me: cool

turducken by ClassOf2018 December 29, 2014

Turducken 

The act of placing fecal matter in the man's pee hole, and then has intercourse with a woman.

She asked me to surprise her, and I said. "Girl, Thanksgiving has come early" , and Turducken and doggy, yo!

Turducken by BarebackJack October 17, 2017

turducken 

the act of dodging flying fecal matter thrown by simians whilst visiting the zoo.

I almost got hit in the face with some monkey shit, but luckily i did my turducken move, and my friend took it to the dome instead.

turducken by seerokool March 28, 2019

Turducken 

Turducken is another word for two stuffed birds. Turkey and duck

Person 1: Bought a turkey for thanksgiving!
Person 2: Buy me a duck too!
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: I'm going to make a turducken. It's a duck stuffed in a turkey
Person 1: Sounds gross but ok

Turducken by MioBoy.exe March 24, 2020

Turducken 

Anal or vaginal intercourse with a woman 8+ months pregnant.

When she told me she was at the 8 month mark I offered her a turducken.

Turducken by All Bets Hedged January 12, 2021