Bum Turnip

A long white vegetable that grows in the anus after eating a certain combination of vegetables. Often considered a delicacy amongst hardcore rimming circles.

After a long and cold winter Jen's Bum Turnip snapped off after long bum chew.

by buggarliplover January 20, 2009

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pulling turnips

The act of delivering dual simultaneous hand jobs simulating the motions of a farmer pulling turnips. This action is usually performed while sitting between two people in an automobile.

After Dave called shotty, Peter was relegated to pulling turnips in the back seat.

by Leopold's Stotch October 1, 2010

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Turnip 2002, is referring to the saying "Trump 2020" But in a more misspelled way. This is highly used on TikTok and Instagram and is mostly used to make fun of trump supporters, this is to confuse and mock the way they act on social media.

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Tik Tok Comments:

Annoying Guy: WE DONT NEED A LYING LYBRISHART to be our president! Trump will make America great again and put those annoying "queers" behind bars! TRUMP 2020!!!

Democrat: Turnip 2002 lol.

Annoying Guy: Do you mean Trump 2020???

Democrat: No, tUrNiP 20o2!!!!1 He will MAek AmeriCA gREaTer S0on!

Annoying Guy: whatever. TRUMP 2020!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 WOOOOOOOOOOOO

by contiggo September 22, 2020

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squeeze blood out of a turnip

You can't get something from a person, especailly money, that they don't have i.e. A turnip cannot be coaxed, squeezed, or cajoled into producing blood. All efforts at obtaining blood from this vegetable will be futile

He's no snitch; you'll squeeze blood out of a turnip before you get any real answers from him.

by BoogiePants October 20, 2008

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