Waving a chipolata in the Mersey Tunnel

The sexual act, when performed with a woman of generous genital proportions. Or a man of diminutive proportions. Or both.

She was so loose I thought I'd have to strap a board across my arse to stop myself falling in. It was like waving a chipolata in the Mersey Tunnel.

by Kojak October 28, 2003

The Tunnel Snakes

Tunnel Snakes Rule! We're The Tunnel Snakes!

Tunnel Snakes Rule! We're The Tunnel Snakes. That's us and we rule!

by MsLi December 12, 2010

stink tunnel

(n) a woman's sweaty butthole after a nice long jog.

That girl is so hot I want to suck on her stink tunnel.

by WKid May 21, 2006

Tunnel Funnel

The act of inserting a funnel into ones anus, whilst shitting through it into another persons mouth, straining the nutrients and waterier contents of the shit. Variations may involve the addition of a liquid such as urine for easier consumption.

Person 1: Fuck dude, I'm feeling so queazy right now, I think my shitters gonna blow.
Person 2: Well don't just waste it in your undies dude, want to do a Tunnel Funnel?
Person 1: I'm down for a good old Tunnel Funnel. Thanks man, your the best older brother ever.

by ErectEnigma July 27, 2020

Truffle Tunnel

The anus; rectum

The man bent over and spread his cheeks, for his wife to peg his Truffle Tunnel.

by FrozenCumNugget April 27, 2015

Beerpal-tunnel syndrome

a medical condition that affects your dominant drinking arm

He's drinking with his left hand because his right arm has beerpal-tunnel syndrome

by jonesberger October 8, 2018

reality tunnel

a myopic system of thoughts laid down by past experience, shaped by parents, culture, society, institutions, conditioning and any other re-imprinting techniques one discovers - to guide the human biosystem through his/her environment.

most people seem to go through their reality tunnel without ever questioning what is outside it and who built it, and what other choices there are as far as models/contructs go.

by nocturnal February 8, 2007