jack tunstall

a tall dickhead who needs to khs

oh jack tunstall can pull down the board

by dickhead jones November 22, 2016

Tungsten

The 74th element that is forever linked to its unbelievable strength. Tungsten is everything a metal should be: it's heavy, strong, conductive, alloyable, and shiny. It even forms crystals. Although its tensile strength is the best out of any metal, its impact strength is straight ass. If you were to make a sledgehammer out of Tungsten and hit it against something sturdy, the head of the hammer would blow itself to pieces. Despite this, Tungsten is still widely used for its tensile strength. It is a major component in some steels, offering a huge boost in durability and strength and sending the melting point of the latter into space. Tungsten's name is directly translated into "heavy stone" from Swedish (Tung Sten). Its previous name "Wolfram" comes from the chief ore of Tungsten, Wolframite. This in turn means "the devourer of Tin" in Germanic, due to the fact that Tungsten interferes with the process of smelting Tin.

Tungsten is everything you'd want in a metal, except its glaring weakness.

by CHNOPS July 9, 2020

"Tungsten Arm" O'Doyle

Referencing a twitter joke, a "Tungsten Arm" O'Doyle (or just "Tungsten" for short) is when the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim manage to lose a game despite historically dominant performances from star players Shohei Ohtani and Mike Trout.

Fan 1: "Did you hear Ohtani got 2 home runs and 10 strike outs last night? And Trout hit a cycle!"

Fan 2: "Yeah, but the Halos still manaed another "Tungsten Arm" O'Doyle..."

by Darth Ramious July 4, 2023

Tugster

A male that masturbates chronically. Usually doesn’t work. Had a porn addiction. Lives at home with parents and just tugs himself off all day.

He is such a tugster.

My uncle is a tugster. He was never the same after his stint in prison.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

Funopp’tunist

First phrased by two girls whilst trying to justify their escape to L.A., away from family responsibilities. Funopp’tunist then entered the urban dictionary as every restless adult looked for the opportunity to just step away and have a little bit too much fun........

Ali’s lifestyle in the last three months of 10 trips away, all without the family, suggest she has funopp’tunist tendencies....

by The beautiful cockerel October 28, 2017

Tungsten

A dumbass idiot who has low morals and would do anything for money. Someone who is loud and brash and just sounds like an idiot when they talk. Has a very low IQ and is probably the dumbest person out of the group. Very perverded and engages in sexual acts with random things.

Man, Mattingly is such a Tungsten for licking the toilet seat for money.

by black magic January 14, 2008

Sigurd Tangstad Holand

Sigurd Tangstad Holand is a big fat pale walrus who has critical diabetes.
If you are a Sigurd Tangstad Holand you will not live more than sixteen years

You are a Sigurd Tangstad Holand

by Karen Kornelius November 22, 2022