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Ass Tuba

The act of farting loudly whilst sitting on the toilet
I thought I had to shit, but I just sat there playing ass tuba.
by D-McNasty January 1, 2012
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bologna tugboat

An awesome insult that was originated on the final TV episode of the Trailer Park Boys. The line was directed at Phil Collins, an overweight supporting character who, in the context of this episode, was furious at being denied a chance to consume a tenth bologna sandwich. Phil, whose appearance has been described as resembling a human house, was given a whole block of bologna, which he was seen cuddling the next day when he awoke from an inebriated state.
I think it's time to lay off the sandwiches for awhile, ya fuckin' bologna tugboat!
by Greasy-Looking Canadian February 4, 2012
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Tugbomb

The act of masturbation while sitting on a toilet seat defecating. Commonly performed by the male sex.
I got food poisioning while watching "The Black Swan" and had to Tugbomb several times throughout the movie.
by neverbeenlaid October 17, 2011
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Monthly Tugboat

A term used to describe Welfare and Social security checks that arrive monthly. Notably used by Christian Weston Chandler.
I've got to wait until the 3rd before my monthly tugboat comes in so I can buy me a bunch of Oreos and weed. I sure love not working.
by PotSton December 6, 2010
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TUBATU

TUBATU is a short form used by fans of TOMORROW X TOGETHER, MOA. TUBATU is often used by MOAs and is also a lyric of a song by the K-POP boy group themselves.
''Hey, Ari. TUBATU looked great at today's concert!''
''TUBATU, we love you.''
by baray133 July 9, 2022
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rubber tuba

A sex toy in the shape of an ass.
The truck driver never goes on long trips without his rubber tuba.
by Dick Gosinya February 13, 2015
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Tuba

Individuals with this name are believed to have jovial nature, they are pretty, intelligent, smart-witted, humane and kind-hearted.

Tuba's are the ones with the caring nature, they are wanted by many but not had by all, they are the epitome of loyalty, faith, love and beauty.
'Oh mama! She's a tuba, I want nothing but her.'
'You're Lucky enough to find yourself tuba'
by Jummyy June 7, 2018
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