Tuesday

The week day equivalent to beige.

This day has come to be known as the "Basic Bitch Day"

George: I like Tuesdays, there's just something about them I like

Michael: This is why your dad left you, George

by Simply_Curri May 17, 2022

Tuesday

Tuesday is a day where you and your homies get together and masterbate together. Or even have a gang bang.

Guy : Hey man it's Tuesday you know what that means
Guy : Yeah, we gang.

by ILOVEGAYSEX November 22, 2022

Tuesday

Fred's birthday.

"Guys, its Tuesday remember to wish Fred happy birthday!"

by fishhobo October 20, 2020

Tuesday

A day in the week we’re everyone can get horny without getting guarded

Girl: Omg he send me a dick pic

Boy: wait but it’s Tuesday

Girl: Oh silly me it’s TUESDAY

by Nig got June 23, 2021

Tuesday

Tuesday is the worst day in the world.
Useually a school day where everything goes wrong.
There is a holiday directly after the last tuesday of the school year called: Day-After-Tuesday-Day.

A: I have fellen down stairs, failed a test, made a fool of myself and was stabbed by a pencil.
B: Must be Tuesday.

by Joseph Pfister November 4, 2005

Tuesday

Only day of the week that has been decided by the suicide committee to be fit to jump off a bridge

*Monday*
Gary- “I just wanna jump off this bridge right now”
Tyron- “You can’t man gotta wait till tomorrow”
Gary- “Why?”
Tyron- “You can only jump on Tuesdays man”

by AgLet- August 9, 2019

Tuesday

noun
1.
the day of the week before Wednesday and following Monday.

"Come to dinner on Tuesday."

by skyeblitz April 19, 2015