Trumpet 

A neoconservative that is a die-hard Donald Trump supporter, or a "Trumpet" . They regurgitate all of Trump's beliefs and policies to such a point that you would swear that Donald Trump, himself, has stuffed his hand up their butthole like a sock puppet.

"We need Trump for President, he'd deport and ban all the Muslims, they're all out to kill us"

"Dude, you sound like a Trumpet."

Trumpet by MatthewX October 15, 2016

Trumpet 

A diminutive clone of a ginger-wigged billionaire with a penchant for mini-golf and ensuring everything it touches bears its name.

That ol' Trumpet's building a new golf course... on Mercury, no less.

Trumpet by Sweet Gargler April 28, 2011

trumpet 

The greatest instrument ever. The instrument that gets to play fanfares. The instrument that can produce many messed-up (in a good way) sounds. For example, blowing air across the valve end caps produces a low wind-whistle, and if you trill the valve, the wind-whistle also trills. You can shriek by blowing a sharp burst of air across the mouthpiece. You can sound like an elephant by lowering the valves halfway and blowing.

Also, the first five letters spell "trump"

--Whoa, what's that? It's friggin' huge!
--That's the trumpet ego.

trumpet by cardenio February 4, 2005

trumpet 

The funkiest, most coolest, most jazziest, most mellowist, most brightest, most classicalist instrument ever made. Gods version of social darwinism is who he decides should play the trumpet

Person 1: You play the trumpet
Person 2: Yes
Person 1: You are my new God

trumpet by T Goyder September 16, 2005

trumpet 

Trumpet is the coolest instrument in the world. It is usually played by people with big egos but that only provesd they know their instrument is great....

"the trumpet is the best"
"Trumpets rule"

trumpet by Trumpetcatz July 30, 2003

trumpet 

the trumpet is the greatest instrument ever. It gets most of the solos in all of the groups, can be played in orchestra, classical, jazz, or just about anything else. trumpets are normally cocky with great reason. trumpet is the best instrument in the world! hail to the brass! pep bands die with out the trumpets because they're the loudest and the best.

P1: man have you heard that kid play the trumpet?
P2: yeah... he's such a screamer, it's awesome!
P1: if he keeps going like that he's going to be like Miles Davis

trumpet by Melodie April 17, 2005

Trumpet 

Someone who blindly follows Donald Trump.. like a dog

It doesn't matter what Donald Trump does. Sarah will always be his loyal trumpet

Trumpet by joppyslow August 27, 2018