Trouser Snaked

also from the first definition their is a manuver that may be performed in a kind of drunken stupidity. First you find a unsuspecting victim(preferrably a young girl) sitting on a park bench. You enrage your trouser snake until it grows in size,then you are ready to vigorously massage your wild breast til it is ready to spit its venom then you run up on your victim and shoot troser snake venom all over your victim. While running away in your glory and triumph you are supposed to say "you just got trouser snaked."

Little micheal trouser snaked all over susan's brand new party dress.

by Norwegan Heat September 16, 2008

trouser snake

The big thing that spit on your mom when she was going down my in pants.

Wanna pet my trouser snake?

by rayp January 18, 2004

milking the trouser snake

Masturbating, jerk off, choke the chicken, spank the monkey, beat the meat, whacking the pug, etc. etc.
Manually stimulating your penis with your hand to achieve orgasm.

"Mom walked in while I was milking the trouser snake."

by keifermail July 12, 2009

trouser snake dancing

british slang word for sex.
the british can be a bit on the mad side.

Were going to go home and do a bit of trouser snake dancing ;

by Desiree, uhduh. August 17, 2006

trouser snake oil

Any product claiming to extend or expand the penis, produce longer lasting or firmer erections, or increase ejaculate volume that is not produced by a reputable pharmaceutical company (and thus of dubious safety and efficacy). The subject of much of the spam you receive and (sensibly) discard.

Hey, check out this spam. The writers claim to be able to cure any illness, but that seems like a stretch when they haven't mastered spelling. Must be hawking trouser snake oil.

by Patrick Graydon December 9, 2008

Cambodian Trouser Snake

Noun: An endangered species that hides in the pants, or more commonly the underwear of male humans. It is always ready to attack the female humans - in some cases male - in a desperate attempt to gain self respect or popularity ; Often exaggerated in size.

Person A: "Oh my, there's a snake in there!"

Person B: "It looks like my Cambodian Trouser Snake has gotten loose! We should try and tame it before it attacks."

by Nutella Stuart May 17, 2009

Trouser Snake Charmer

The chick at the bar who has been buying you drinks all night actually has a penis.

Man I met this hot ass chick last night at the club, I took her home and found out she was a trouser snake charmer so I had to shank him in the kidney.

by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008