Traffic Jam

This is sometimes found in supermarkets where someone, usually female, with an arse so enormous it makes the average two-seater look small, shoving a trolley piled high with junk food, suddenly stops. This may be because she’s suddenly gone AWTF or it could be because she’s trying to decide whether to have ten or twelve krispy kremes to help her recover from all this strenuous shopping. She blocks the aisle, traffic builds up behind and in front of her, the fat cow is deaf to polite requests to move or even, “Get out of the way you fucking mammoth!” The result is gridlock and it usually takes half an hour and several members of staff to get things sorted out. See also Road Block.

“I was shopping in ASDA and got caught in a traffic jam.”
“What did you do?”
“Dumped the trolley and went to TESCO.”

by AKACroatalin August 15, 2016

sticky toffee

Is a piece of shit so dense it literally feels like dropping rocks in the toilet. It leaves thick residue on ones anus which forces your butt cheeks shut

That taco just gave me the sticky toffee

by Double triple May 15, 2016

soft toffee

A limp backhand

If yo pimp hand ain't strong just soft toffee dat ho!

I still can't believe you soft toffeed George's mom last night!?

by lemony snickers February 9, 2015

Amsterdam Traffic Light

Generally a fun game played by tourists visiting the Dutch capital of Amsterdam. First the group goes to a coffee shop and smoke some cannabis (Green Light). Next, the group goes to a bar for a beer (Yellow Light) and finally a stop by the girls in the red light district (Red Light).

My friends and I visited Amsterdam last week and completed six rounds of the Amsterdam Traffic Light! I am now down 500 Euro!

by Senor Dank Nugs June 29, 2018

trafficate

A Nigerian English word for using your trafficator (Turn signal light).

Trafficate before you make that next turn.

by mayofab June 5, 2016

Toffee Tits

Phrase used to describe a female with deliciously looking breasts

MAN! that broad has got some fine ass toffee tits!

by jimmydazzler March 8, 2011

Bong Traffic

When multiple smoking devices cohabit the same area causing disturbances in the marijuana-time continuum.

Tension can only be relieved when someone takes a massive rip.

Man, there's massive bong traffic in this room, someone has to hit the bong.

by The Real Artful Dodger September 10, 2010