Trivia Programmer

These programmers don't know actually how to write code from scratch or engineer anything; They watch youtube videos online on leetcode and the dry principle 100 times over. They can be intern vloggers, or some layed off PR intern from a big corporation. They commit to open source projects (documentation) and have a soft filter background pfp (With a bland tshirt, short hair or extremely long hair, it's binary; And talk in a very monotone soft voice). Their daily routine consists of waking up, reviewing all the trivia for their language, going into work and not being able to debug anything. However they can talk up a storm, just not actually be the engineers they're required to be. They job hop to the next job before anyone can figure out they actually don't know what they're doing. In meetings they will spit out all the trivia they know, keeping up the act long enough so the manager doesn't notice anything.

Person A: "You remember Jerry? On lunch yesterday he was talking about how he made project x and y in this framework, and how our systems can be completely re-written and improved within a month on this new cool framework he couldn't stop talking about"

Person B: "Oh yea I remember him, he seemed knowledgeable, he passed our medium and hard questions easily."

Person A: "Yea, haha thought the same thing. Turns out he just sat around doing leetcode all day, but I don't know if he even knows what a breakpoint is"

Person B: "His github was really nice!"

Person A: "Well he couldn't debug anything, I ended up doing all the work for him. I think he was just a Trivia Programmer"

Person B: "Really?"

Person A: "Yea he kept asking the same questions, didn't write anything down, never saw any improvements even though I was helping him. I think he just new a lot of trivia, but he can't code"

Person B: "Oh a Trivia Programmer"

Person A: "Yea, last I checked he's making lofi hiphop soft filter videos online about the dry principle. I don't think he applied it in any of his work"

Person B: "His latest video is 'Former Senior Startup Executive Developer Advice' and 'Doing Leetcode As An Intern'"

by cynical idiot May 25, 2023

Trivia Trailer

An elaborate trap to catch trivia players who are attempting to cheat mid-game by looking up answers.

1. That trivia trailer was bordering on Guerrilla warfare.

2. Shit dude, that trivia trailer caught me up and ran me over.

by Lord Denning May 14, 2020

Trevian

Trevian is a cool guy, awesome boyfriend, and great friend. He's realistic, smart, creative, and honest. He is also great in the bed, on the couch, in the shower, on the table etc. He is between above average and too big in certian areas. He is cute as a kid and grows to be a VERY sexy teen and man. His nickname is trey by which everyone knows him. He is THE BEST kisser and generally has excelent tricks. He is so sweet at time and VERY FUNNY. Trey is HILLARIOUS. He loves everyone, even the people he doesnt like. He always texts and calls and talks back. He tries to keep his relationships and only breaks up if he notices something bad, but if u dont have to worry about that, he can rock your world. Trey is the best guy You can know. Especially with the uncommon last names of: sams, stocker, and strong. He is so smart and sexy and real and funny. People just love him.

Trevian is so sexy.

I love trey.

Trevian gave me that dick last week and my legs still feel it.

Trevian, trey whatever you call him I want him.

by Mark long October 13, 2013

trivial

There are at least two usages of "trivial". One is to describe answers, and the other is to describe questions/tasks.

Answers: A trivial answer is something which is either immediately self-evident or which conveys no information.

Questions/Tasks: A trivial question can perhaps be defined as something for which either the answer or the method of finding the answer is known by the person asked the question.

Answers: When asked to describe yourself, a nontrivial answer would be, "My name is Joe Schmoe. I'm 5'10" and weigh 170 lbs." A trivial answer would be, "I'm a human. I know English."

Questions/Tasks: In mathematics, computing the values of integrals is a trivial task, (even though it can be hard), because the methods for computing integrals are known.

by Alexander TG May 10, 2006

Trivia

The act of answering questions regarding information that is often useless or inapplicable. An excuse for the uneducated to feel knowledgeable.

A: I'm great at trivia.
B: You're great at baloney.

by EA2 August 24, 2010

travian

An addictive MMORTS that requires huge amounts of time and effort in order to achieve anything worthwhile.

Guy1 'Woah, you look tired'

Guy2 'Yeah, I stayed up till 4 last night playing travian just so I could protect my settlers and start a new village'

Guy1 '.... You're a fucking looser'

by Mikethepirate February 12, 2008

tribianism

(noun) The act of female/female sexual congress where the two sets of vulvae are rubbed together stimulating the sensitive perineum, pair of labia minora, and clitoris. ~ can be performed face-to-face with an explicit emphasis on clitoral stimulation, or ~ can be performed where one female has rotated her pelvis so that the legs of the two slot into one another as in scissoring.

The two lustful women writhed in the throes of tribianism as their eager partners watched with mounting temptation.

by Lampoo August 1, 2008