the most funnest and coolest person to be around, you need a tripta in your life. She is very beautiful and very caring also very loving cares about others. She also tells you stuff straight up doesn't care if its mean or not.
i love tripta i was having a mad day one day and she helped me through it and i didn't even know her.
by tripta March 17, 2018
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by nirvanarageatm December 12, 2004
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by Henri August 5, 2003
Get the triathlon mug.A misnomer, this social activity consists of three elements - whirlpool, sauna, steam room. The jewish triathlon frequently occurs at luxury gyms in large, urban areas.
Those guys aren't here to workout. They're here to pickup women and go for the gold in a jewish triathlon.
by PeddyofEBC December 2, 2010
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A triathlete is any person who was once human, but has now transformed into something super-human, and can no longer hang out with other mere mortals. They must spend all their spare time swimming, biking, running, and shaving themselves in order to keep their new-found sport god status. During this time, they are technically still married, but their wife/husband considers them dead due to their lack of normal human function.
Note: The spouse is only considered a triathlon widow during the time the triathlete is wasting all their spare time spent training, racing, shaving, or thinking about their multi-sport addiction in general.
A triathlete is any person who was once human, but has now transformed into something super-human, and can no longer hang out with other mere mortals. They must spend all their spare time swimming, biking, running, and shaving themselves in order to keep their new-found sport god status. During this time, they are technically still married, but their wife/husband considers them dead due to their lack of normal human function.
Note: The spouse is only considered a triathlon widow during the time the triathlete is wasting all their spare time spent training, racing, shaving, or thinking about their multi-sport addiction in general.
I'm a triathlon widow this weekend. My husband is gone from our family for 3 days to do an Iron Man race 5 states away. Yes, he had to pay to be in it, and no he does not win anything.
by Triathlon Widow October 1, 2009
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Get the tripadelic mug.A person of dubious character. Very promiscuous and below average intelligence. A Trikatcaro is also known to be a Facebook stalker. They prowl the site for attractive people to seduce, usually with blatant obscenities and promises of filled desires, though, one should note, that these promises also accompany the chance of STIs
by Onshava June 19, 2010
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