Kentucky Triathlon

A three-sport event consisting of cockfighting, meth cooking, and cousin fucking.

Billy Bob was the winner of last year's Kentucky Triathlon.

by xgetsthesquare August 19, 2009

Polish Triathlon

Going to the public pool on foot and returning home with a bike.

Oh shit my bike is gone! It must have been Maciej participating in a Polish Triathlon again!

by jrssww July 11, 2010

Detroit Triathlon

When you vomit, shit, and ejaculate semen all at the same time

Marcos: Ahhgfluhmmf!!
Adam: Woah! Did you just go through a Detroit Triathlon?
Marcos: Yeah. Now I have to go take a shower to get this mess off of me.

by Marcos Gonzalez January 19, 2009

tribathletes

An person who thinks they are an athlete because the use the steam room, sauna, or shower at a sports/fitness facility.

'You're not one of those tribathletes, are you, Mr. President? You know - steam, sauna, shower?'

by arthurb3 March 22, 2009

triathlon

Any night of sexual activity consisting of the entire trifecta of penetrating sexual acts. The official order consist of oral, vaginal, and finally anal sex. However, if used as "we might as well have pulled a triathlon" it's understood the acts were there, but not the order.

A reverse triathlon would simply be the acts in reverse order.

If I really like the guy I let him run the triathlon on me, but no one is going backwards on me, that's just dirty.

by runner93939 October 25, 2007

Barton Triathlon

A Triathlon consisting of a 1.5 mile run on a treadmill, 5 miles on a stationary bike and then a shower.

The fatty started his training routine with a Barton Triathlon.

by nakedchoker May 12, 2011

Toilet Triathalon

When you beat off, take a piss, and drop a deuce all in the same session in the bathroom

I had already beaten off but then i decided top go for the toilet triathalon.

by jeffbeeck1997 April 27, 2015