purple palm tree delight

weed

"my dude wanna do some purple palm tree delight"
"hell yeah"

by purplepalmtreedelightlover July 3, 2022

Christmas-Tree Dick

A penis that starts off thick at the bottom, and ends up thin the top.

by Anonymous October 15, 2003

Purple Palm Tree Delight

Argyle is such a hottie

Purple palm tree delight makes argyle even more of a hottie.

by Pingle July 3, 2022

Tree Dick

A penis with so many calluses that it gives the illusion of having tree bark around it.

I pulled down his pants and I shit you not he had a Tree Dick

by Stencenkirk December 28, 2014

Tree-Dong-Dolphin-Dive

The act of taking the eyes of a chicken, a chunk of salmon, and some dog fesis, and putting them in a blender or mashing them together in a bowl with a spoon. Afterwards, taking the now brown slimy 'liquid' and covering it on the head of your, or your partners penis. The partner will then proceed to suck the 'liquid' off of the head of the penis.

Nate did the T-Triple D (Tree-Dong-Dolphin-Dive) with that nasty slut last night!

I heard that the T-Triple D can make you sick as shit!

When me and my boyfriend did the T-Triple D, I must have sucked 2 pounds off of him!

by impopcicle July 25, 2012

yellow tree dick

a banana

She’s a keeper, she took that yellow tree dick to the back of her throat like it was nothing.

by The 5nowman June 13, 2020

Tree drift

A saying in Minnesota for when your neighbors leaves blow all over your yard in the fall.

I just can’t believe the tree drift in our yard because our next-door neighbor never raked his leaves.

by Corn Pop October 10, 2019