Trapped 

Can't pull down.

Up through the end of two years old, I always was trapped wearing my double dark blue line underwear.

Trapped by Fendzs November 18, 2022

Trapped Chilean Miner 

A gentlemen who was required to "take one for the team" (i.e. the act of defiling a lady of size as part of an overall "team strategy") is lured and trapped by an unwanted and unexpected act of face-sitting.

Dude, you owe big time. She suffocated me like a trapped chilean miner!

Trapped Chilean Miner by Five Dollar Dazzle January 12, 2011

trapped in the closet 

only the best/worst soap opera in the world. A music video drama in 10 episodes, where R. Kelly sings the parts of all the characters. starts off with R.Kelly banging a woman (kind of too old to be believable), her husband coming home, him hiding in the closet, his phone going of, him getting pulled over by a cop who is doing the dirty with his wife, who he was introduced to by the buttbuddy of the gay pastor husband of the woman r.Kelly was cheating with.

me: have you seen trapped in the closet yet?
person: no, is that like a new movie or something?
me: they play it on BET when they play videos! its r.kelly's soap opera. you gotta see it.

trapped in the closet by drunkballerina September 30, 2005

Trapped Turd

A Trapped Turd is a Poo Anxiously Awaiting Expulsion From Ones Bowls.

"A Fart 💨is a Cry for Help from a Trapped Turd 💩 .".

Trapped Turd by Nikkii November 29, 2017

Trapped Millennial 

A millennial mentaly trapped in a different millennium than the one they are currently in

Billy: I just got windows 10
Bobby: Yeah, well I already had windows 95
Billy: You're a trapped millennial
Bobby: Is that good?

Trapped Millennial by a babies goad April 18, 2017

Trapped in a basin 

That epic moment when you are about to head out with the boys, but next thing you know you're trapped in a plastic basin...

Guy 1: "Hey bro cmon we gotta go"
Guy 2: "Sure bro I'm coming... oh no, no no no not again , ahhhhhhhhh...... TRAPPED IN A BASIN!

Trapped in a basin by Bboyzxoxo January 18, 2019

trapped badger 

The sensation of having an uncomfortable turd sat in the departure lounge.

Phaaarp ! Jesus Christ, I feel like my arse has a trapped badger in it.

trapped badger by Steven and the Twins December 15, 2009