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tapatio balls

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n. the inflammation of the testicles after eating too many spicy tacos, as the spicy flavor travels through the intestines at maximum spice volume to cause a fiery inguinal hernia in the scrotum.

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n. after a short hairy Mexican guy goes at it too fast with a hairy-assed Mexican girl, the friction of the anal sex causes all of the hair to be burned off of his scrotum, and he flees the room screaming "AYE AYE AYE!"
note: to be distinguished from tabasco balls, which is characterized by the post-sexual yelp "MIS CAHONES, NO NO NO!"
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Fucking Taco Bell! Gave me tapatio balls for another night in a row, I think I need to see the scrotumologist!

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Did you hear Miguel screaming last night? That definitely sounded like his senorita baked him up some spicy tapatio balls!
by cockbeast October 30, 2007
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Tapatio

Noun. An attractiVe male who is someone’s uncle. A double entendre referencing firstly, the “hotness” of the sauce itself. Secondly playing off the break down the word; “tap” (as in to tap that) and “tio” (Spanish for uncle).

Adj. To describe anyone that is hot but kind of basic.
N. Look at Vinny playing with his niece. He’s such a tapatio.

Adj. Did you see that chick in the cut off Zeppelin tee? So hot but bet she can’t name a song. She’s so tapatio.
by Deano martini October 7, 2018
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tapatio challenge

A challenge where a person has to drink tapatio sauce and top it off with something else like lemon juice or pickle water.
My neighbor has to do the tapatio challenge since he lost the bet.
by Alex Curry June 27, 2014
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trapaccino

Drinking a vegan cappuccino at the wandering goat, usually as an excuse to conduct trap like activites. If it isn't the wandering goat then it sucks, and isn't trapaccino.
Person 1"Yo let's go to the goat and get that trapaccino."
Person 2 "Man you run that shit!"
by NinjaMonkeyBallz420 December 5, 2015
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traptionship

Being in a relationship with somebody that’s based on making moneytrapping” “trap”

“Trap” “tionship” instead of “Reala “ “tionship”
I don’t want a relationship , i want a traptionship feelings don’t pay bills
by Trapmarketing October 23, 2018
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traptionship

traptionship

Being in a relationship with somebody that’s based on making money “trapping” “trap”

“Trap” “tionship” instead of “Real “ “tionship”

I don’t want a relationship , i want a traptionship feelings don’t pay bills
I don’t want a relationship , i want a traptionship feelings don’t pay bills.
by Trapm October 23, 2018
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Tapatio

The best salsa ever invented. Seriously, everyone loves this shit.
Example: "Yo, Cid Tapatio is the shit man!" "Bro I know right that shit is amazing."
by Taylor_tapatio December 16, 2018
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