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mexican trampoline

A sex position where the man is on bottom and the woman is on top, waiting just above the man's penis. Similar to a Mexican using a trampoline to gain entry into the U.S., the man uses the bed springs to thrust his errect penis directly into the woman.
After I got home from my job at the cricket breeding clinic, I got home and took a watery dump on the bathroom tile. I missed the toilet intentionally. I wanted to slide around in it like i was in the very tip of ocean surf laying on the beech; a comfortable wetness. My son's babysitter walked in and slipped on it. While she was in mid air, I gave her an earth-shattering Mexican Trampoline
by TheHardLog September 4, 2017
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squirrel on a trampoline

when you stretch your nut sac out as far as it will go, and then you begin flapping your scrotum sac up and down. Your penis will then bounce off your sac as if it were jumping on a trampoline.
"Have you ever seen a squirrel on a trampoline?" Then let the nut sac flapping begin!!!
by Tea Baggs August 5, 2006
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Trampollution

Noise (and visual) pollution caused by the neighbours' kids on their trampoline. At its worst when you're trying to enjoy a quiet sunbathe in your garden sanctuary but these screeching little humans repeatedly bounce above the height of the fence, possibly even making eye contact as they do so, and definitely destroying your privacy. Extreme cases of trampollution can occur when your garden is sandwiched between two gardens which each have trampolines. It can then feel as though you're sitting - perhaps also trying to read - at the heaving centre of an adventure playground.
I really fancy kicking back in the garden with a book and big dooby, but I'll have to stay inside because of the currently high levels of trampollution.
by hairygunt April 15, 2009
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Trampolini

An abnormally strechy pasta or a loose woman.
That girl he hooked up with was a trampolini.
by MyselfJustToldMyself April 11, 2015
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Mouse on a Trampoline

The act of stretching one's scrotal skin and bouncing the penis repeatedly on it for a large audience, preferably unsuspecting churchgoers...or an elementary school.
The sermon was interrupted when a man stood and entertained the congregation for hours with his mouse on a trampoline.
by Hi-Definition July 12, 2009
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trampoline

A piece of equipment that you jump on and do many tricks on like Front Flips and Back Drops.. Etc
Guess what, I did a front flip on my trampoline yesterday!
by C.P August 17, 2006
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Poop trampoline

When feces unexplainably ends up on the wall next to you.
There must have been some kind of miscue and the poop hit the mini "poop trampoline" that was lying on the floor in the bathroom.
by kurupt2164 the greatest October 9, 2008
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