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sleeping with a girl that you don't really want to sleep with.
and yer trying to get rid of by taking her to the train station but she takes advantage of yer kindness on the way
by GLUEPUNX July 14, 2005
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The name given to any number of crevices within the Patpong district that are large enough not only for a train to pass through, but large enough for a train to enter AND turn around and exit through. These stations are all larger than Hua Lamphong, Bangkok's main railway station.

These crevices are typically used to house and project darts, ping-pong balls and flaming tampons, though the interim government of General Sonthi Boonyaratglin has reserved the right to invoke eminent domain if necessary to meet the growing needs of the nation's railway passengers.
"I purchased admission to a Patpong Train Station last night, but I couldn't feel a thing once I was inside. What a waste of money!"
by LOS Angle May 6, 2007
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A game where a glow stick is inserted into the anus and a round of hide and seek is played while the "seeker" uses the light shining from his/her anus.
"Yo bros, anyone got a glow stick? I wanna play a dank ass round of Mississippi Train Station"
"No way man, that game gave me 20 hours of diarrhea!"
by sweatyfatphuck August 1, 2016
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Detroit Train Station

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A sexual act, irrelevant of orientation, in which one partner, henceforth referred to as "The Conductor", performs intense anal sex with the other partner, "The Caboose", to completion.

Upon completion the Conductor removes their phallus from the Caboose's sphincter, which at this point should be sufficiently gaped enough for the arrival of the next train. The Conductor then turns around and sits their buttocks of the Caboose's rear, and proceeds to defacate into the Caboose's gaping "station".

The Caboose will then push the train back into the Conductor's own asshole, and the pair will go back and forth until a second climax is reached, at which point, the climaxing partner will shout "ALL ABOARD!"
"Judy and I got a bit freaky last night and took a trip down to the ol' Detroit train station."

"I was feeling a little empty until Bill and I went down to the Detrot train station last night, now we're both pretty full."
by Jetscream November 4, 2023
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Texas Train Station

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When one man gauges his urethra to a size formidable enough that a man with a smaller, thinner penis inserts his penis into the pee hole of the larger penis. Aka extreme docking.
"Hey there Billy, I see you've got a pretty tiny dick and it would fit inside of mine quite well, let's have us a Texas Train Station"
by DaddyDrIll December 16, 2023
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