Trafficer

a large bag or purse carried to a party that traffics alcohol into the party. this bag of alcohol, to some, seems to have a never ending supply.

"what is that?"
"my trusty trafficer, want a beer?"

by flat116guh March 28, 2009

Trafficked

Adv. To be dragged about town, resulting in prolonged hours waiting in traffic.

Me: “How was your night?”
Friend: “I got trafficked. The cab got lost, and it took us 2 ours to get back from Victory Monument!”
Me: “Dude, you got trafficked.”

by JonKitsune April 5, 2009

traffucked

an excuse for being late for almost anything you had to drive to.

i would have gotten here sooner but the I-5 traffucked me for 45 minutes.

by the taper guy August 5, 2012

Traffucked

Get stuck in a traffic jam.

Jane got traffucked on her way to the gym.

by Nãvnã December 28, 2013

traffucked

Stuck in traffic for an extended period

I'm traffucked, so will be late in to work.

by NZNinjaChick June 30, 2016

Traffucked

The state of being fucked over by any type of traffic. Usually used when explaining why you are taking so long to get somewhere by vehicle.

I won't arrive until 5:25pm... Absolutely traffucked!

by Truth In Lies July 28, 2016

traffake

The sudden appearance of traffic on a highway for no other reason than the inability of massive amounts of people that don't know how to drive at highway speeds.

I'm pissed because this traffake added 15 min to my damn drive.

by Volcom13 June 19, 2017