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Toyotaphobia

The fear of riding in or being hit by a Toyota with a stuck accelerator pedal.
There is no way in hell that I'm getting in that Camary. I am suffering from toyotaphobia.
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I have Toyotaphobia. I can't get into traffic knowing all those Toyotas are on the road.
by glamrocker March 15, 2010
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toyota tacoma

The most bitchin' of all Toyota trucks
Toyota Tacomas are the shit
by Ilikemassivepotatoes August 26, 2017
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toyota sera

Toyota Sera is a very rare small coupe with stock gullwing doors and its production was limited to less than 16000 units. Code named EXY-10, the Sera was first launched in 1990 on the same day and place where Toyota MR2 SW20 was launched. Tho performance wise it never came close to a MR2 SW20 but looks and design wise it will be among the top 5 in toyota's history. The coupe's overall layout and design of the body, stock gullwing-butterfly type doors, rear hatch and dash board were way ahead af its time. Sera is actually a french word which means "will be" and the car surely lives up to its name.
Roman Pierce: DUDEEE.... Is that a toyota SERA? for real??

Brian O'Conner: If the car looks like a JDM concept vehicle for the year 2020 and the doors open upwards in an angle like the Mclaren F1, only better.. then yes my friend, its a Sera.
by Vin Deisel October 31, 2011
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Toyota 4Runner

A used to be small SUV usually found being driven through remote areas due to its off-road capability.

Older ones were of the compact variety, while newer ones are considered midsize. All generations of 4Runners have nevertheless looked very nice - newer models even have a fairly premium interior and interesting exterior styling- and have maintained their almost bulletproof nature.

One can see many of these 4Runner’s on Instagram and other social media platforms sporting an extensive array of - more or less tasteful - modifications.

Due to multiple factors including a dedicated owner base and solid reliability, a 4Runner will always be relatively expensive. A 4Runner will NOT drop in resale value, a later model 4Runner can still cost the same as a brand new one. Even an older 10 year old 4Runner can easily be in the 5 figure price range.

Other Toyota’s relating to the 4Runner include:
Toyota Tacoma Toyota Tundra
Toyota LandCruiser Toyota Fortuner
Toyota FJ Cruiser Lexus GX

Competitors to the 4Runner include:
Jeep Wrangler Jeep Grand Cherokee

Toyota Highlander
Person 1: Dude check out the rear window on my Toyota 4Runner, it opens!

Person 2: The future is now.
by Santa For President October 20, 2018
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1999 Toyota Corolla

The best car in existence, at least according to craigslist.
You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that's hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no further.

The 1999 Toyota Corolla.

Let's talk about features.
Bluetooth: nope
Sunroof: nope
Fancy wheels: nope
Rear view camera: nope...but it's got a transparent rear window and you have a fucking neck that can turn.

Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a strange sound. I didn't give a shit and ignored it. It went away. The End.

You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right up.

This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children.

This car's got history. It's seen some shit. People have done straight things in this car. People have done gay things in this car. It's not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would.

When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece of paper that said, "It's a Corolla. It's fine."

Let's face the facts, this car isn't going to win any beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn't the car you want, it's the car you deserve: The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla.
by Exterminator (not really) October 17, 2019
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Toyota Prius

A car that gives you the illusion that you're magically going to eliminate pollution and save the earth all by buying a crappy Japanese car for an outrageous price.
"That Toyota Prius is a total piece of shit."
by Your Sister April 8, 2015
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Toyota Avalon

The greatest machine to ever come out of an automobile plant. It can easily act as a mobster mobile, soccer mom bus, Grandpa's ride or other various applications.

Often times, other companies will design and produce a new car, roll it off the line and simply say "Nope, it's no Avalon, trash it."

While many other cars only last 100,000 miles, the Avalon isn't even broken in at that point. Owners tend to die before an Avalon does.
Rob is almost 40, it's time he gets a Toyota Avalon, so he can be a true Baller.
by Hey Pocky Way April 6, 2009
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