touché douche

used as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a good or clever point made at one's expense by another person who is an arrogant, obnoxious, or despicable person

Blaine: Dan, you should focus on stocks and bonds, silk stockings and bonded whiskey.
Dan: Touché douche

by Tonyiguana August 17, 2016

Touché Bitch

When you fuck your girlfriends best friend but then she turns around and fucks your best friend

Touché bitch-I fucked my girlfriends best friend but she got me back by fucking my best friend but there’s nothing you can do, so you stay together!

by Teddy Bears October 23, 2018

Toughie

Term used to describe something remotely challenging. Often used in a context where someone doesn't really have the willpower or enthusiasm to carry out a task even though they have the ability both physically and mentally to perform it.

"Hmmm, it's a bit of a toughie this one".

"Did you do the homework? I tried doing most of it, it was a toughie".

by Adam Waterfield December 7, 2006

touche

1. a comeback line so good, it can't be topped

2. a point so good it can't be disproved/topped

Tourist: Does this train stop at Cortland Street?
Nun: Yes, it does.
Guy: No, it doesn't. The station is closed.
Nun: I've been riding this train over 20 years. It stops at Cortland Street.
Guy, as train passes Cortland Street station: Lady, you may know Jesus, but I know the subways.
Nun: Touche.

by Phylicia May 8, 2007

Touche squeeze

When u grabbed a women's ass and yell it out before u do it

by El_burro March 23, 2003

touché

If one person presents an argument and another delivers a clever or appropriate response, the first person may respond with "touché" as a way of acknowledging a good response.

When I was at the strip club the other night:

Stripper: Someones face got a little close to my ass...

Me: Someones ass got a little close to my face!

Stripper: touché.

by Rocco of Melbourne July 22, 2009

Touchies

Intimate acts between two (or more) individuals that involve the use of his/her hands and/or mouth to provide sexual stimulation to his/her counterpart.

Having been loyal to eachother since junior high, the lovers never received touchies from anyone else.

by BrotherNovember#3 December 1, 2011