Tootoo Train

Nickname of Jordin Tootoo, NHL player for the Nashville predators.

Dude got checked by the tootoo train.

by ads321 April 30, 2009

Totohominisexcitodiablolusfructusphobia

The phobia of being changed into demonic fruit overnight.

My totohominisexcitodiablolusfructusphobia prevents me from ever touching my pet apple, Gertie.

by MuY-AkG-LPS December 5, 2005

totomorrow

<noun> The day after tomorrow. Synonym for overmorrow but is better in every way.

Greg: "Hey are you open today?"
Andrew: "Nah mate, But I'm open totomorrow"
Greg: "Don't ya mean overmorrow--"
Andrew: *shoots Greg with five guns*

by Wormcake October 27, 2018

Llama Totoro

A llama (majestic creature of the world) and totoro( from the movie "My Neighbor Totoro" ) combined into one

I am a llama totoro

by Llama Totoro😐🔫 October 11, 2016

Totoro

teh cutest little fellow

omg wtf, totoro is so kawaii

by SophDawg November 16, 2003

Totton

A Dag.

A Small Clinging Turd.

A Small Clinging Turd hanging on the edge of the toilet seat that is Southampton.

A piece of semi-dried execrement that clings un-noticed apart from that faint shitty arse-crack smell you can't explain.

An arse that hasn't been wiped properly.

Hampshire Dorp where all the tarts give free blow-jobs for a glass of Bacardi.

Totton Trash in Totton Bar sez : 'Thez no bog-roll in shitter, so I'ze a bit 'Totton m8', fancy a blow Mush?'

Scummer sez: OoArh winds in west, stink o' Shit,... muzz be Totton.... better check me arzes.....'

Will Shakespeare sez,
' They is no thing quite as rotten,

As thiy stinking stench of Totten! Bluerk

`):-d....

by jdm8080 November 13, 2009

Tocotox

Acronym for "Too complicated to explain." Used in the polyamory community for situations where so many people are connected in so many different ways that there's no simple term to refer to them by.

Andy, Bob, and Charlie are a gay triad. Doug, Ellen, and Frank are a MFM V. George, Helen, Irving, Jenny, Karen, and Lou are Tocotox.

by selenite June 8, 2009