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Tosser

Noun, British slang; slightly offensive term: dick head, jerk, idiot, bit slow and rough, a non-violent bully, loud and rude + not brightest bulb on the tree.

Verb, Toss off, British slang for male masturbation; not the same meaning as the noun "Tosser."
When the cop got to my car and asked for my ID, he realized he'd pulled over the wrong car; what a tosser!
by Gillis1000 January 4, 2009
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Wrench Tosser

A person who manages to screw up or break most anything he/she touches. Usually when working on things like cars, carpentry projects, or most anything that involves tools.

The term "wrench tosser" is in reference to someone dropping a wrench into a turning engine or gears and more than likely causing damage.
Don't let Steve work on your car, he'll screw it up worse than it is! He's such a Wrench Tosser.
by RedMistMaker March 9, 2007
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Tomahawk Tosser

A racial epithet used to describe a Native American and their uncanny ability to hurl small axes at Spanish explorers.
Man, I hate going to Indian casinos and giving my money away to those damn Tomahawk Tossers.
by C-Smitty March 30, 2011
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tosser

English insult.
Implies that the person masturbates excessively. Also see Wanker.
Hi I'm a Townie.

Tosser.
by Danny Romer March 24, 2003
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Coin tosser

When a gay couple cannot decide who will be the "top" and who will be the "bottom" for the night, or in the relationship.

This was originally explored in the Brokeback Mountain scene where the roles were determined via a hearty wrestling match when they began exploring their newfound homosexuality.

Coin Tossers are commonly "new" homosexuals who are still discovering if they prefer giving or taking for the long run, or can simply be a couple who has similar tastes and the Dominant role in the relationship has not been established.
"That bear couple look exactly the same, all burly and hairy, which one is the top or the bottom, or do you think they are coin tossers?"

"Those twinks are both pretty girly, you think they are coin tossers?"

"Did you hear that Chuey and Jesus decided they are gay and started dating? Since they are new at ass love they decided to be coin tossers till they figure out which position suits them"
by Grepdogg1 August 3, 2009
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tosser

Literally, one who masturbates. Common usage typically refers to anyone of whom you have a low opinion.
eckham's a fuck-useless tosser.

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by Anonymous March 18, 2003
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salad tosser

She's awesome down there, what a salad tosser!
by Lan B. September 28, 2005
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