"John, jesus. I look over when we're supposed to be watching football and you're toejamming your girl on my couch. Get a fucking room you pervert."
by Grolls September 26, 2011
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by Marty234 February 8, 2018
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Tonja just graduated from SUNY Albany making school history earning a Bachelor of Science Degree in Digital Forensics.
by rodeopinky December 19, 2016
Get the Tonja mug.This occurs when an individual is in the kitchen or somewhere away from their Television and they hear a voice on the TV that sounds distinctly similar to that of Daniel Tosh, the host of the funny-as-hell video clip show Tosh.o. Thus, out of sheer instinct, the individual will run to his/her television in dissapointment to find that it is just some guy on 50 Star Stand-Up Weekend.
Man, last night I've been having mad Toshallucinations like every ten minutes. I was barely able to get any fucking sleep!
by IsraelHands09 July 7, 2010
Get the Toshallucination mug.A region in the centre of Italy that could be defined as: The most perfect mix of art, history, culture, wisdom, enviroment, peace, beauty, sharpness, anathema, contradictions, arrogance, minds ever made in the entire world
Did you know that Toscana was the first country in the world to suppress death penalty and torture? It was 1786 and still going on.
by Sbirro November 27, 2004
Get the Toscana mug.A poorly pronounced or spelled version of tosser. Synonymous with wanker. An Australian term for a guy that masturbates a lot, rather, A bloke that masturbates a lot.
by vaxt April 8, 2006
Get the tossa mug.A giant, pushy, stuffy woman, typically with an abnormally large ass, cotton pants, and a pushy attitude, who consumes (at times in mass quantities) the "Toscano" sandwich from the local Italian deli (which contains provolone cheese and spicy Italian sausage).
One can only assume that they also have a large turning radius, hence the "giant".
One can only assume that they also have a large turning radius, hence the "giant".
"That Giant Toscano Eating Bitch is back again!!"
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"Most home ec teachers seem to look like Giant Toscano Eating Bitches."
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