stick touches the fire

during sex when the dudes cock gains, erm, entry...need I say anymore?

"did the stick touch the fire last nite?"
"you mean did they f*ck? For sure. She's a proper nympho!"

by chaz17 July 14, 2005

Torches

The Foster the People album with Pumped Up Kicks on it, released in 2011.

You know Pumped Up Kicks?
Yes, and you should listen to the whole album, Torches

by Guy Dude Person Human Mammal May 4, 2020

Torches are on the left, pitchforks are on the right. Come and get me!

The one phrase which states quite clearly, the sarcastic way to finish an argument against something.
Said sarcastically or angrily, more or less, with a short burst of temper .
If someone doesn't like your opinion on anything, pretty much, this is said in huge retort to that, and pretty much defines your strong position to it.

"What? You don't like Zelda Breath of the Wild? Fine! Torches are on the left, pitchforks are on the right. Come and get me!"

by Adam-D June 7, 2020

-touches femur bone-

This term is used in a role play situation. Mostly used by furries the term, “touches femur bone” is used in a formal role play situation.

Bob: Howdy, you lookin darn tootin cute. Furry: -touches femur bone-

by stalebagel February 14, 2021

touches my arm

when she touches your arm and your like hoooolllyyy fuck that’s hot 🔥

*girl touches my arm*
me: *dies inside*

by susticle69 October 20, 2022

0 Touches

When a player plays a game of Australian Rules Football and does not register a single stat.

'Did you hear about Jack on the weekend? He had 0 touches.'

by Chickenschnitzel August 6, 2018

Toe touches

Bad/unbearable(like sweaty toes)

‘BRO. It smells like toe touches in here (bad/unbearable). Did you just fart??’

by LiveLoveLaughyes July 8, 2021