Tomislav

Croatian/Bosnian alpha male. Tall, Loyal and Good with a lot of anger in him. He is motly pissed off but he has a good side in him if you treat him right he always got your back. If you cross him or offend him he instantly wants to beat your ass. Girls love him but for some reason he is not interested most of the time. A lot lf guys don't like him because he takes no shi* from anyone.

Tomislav is crazy

Tomislav will beat your ass

Tomislav will pay for the drinks

by Real Rocco 554 November 23, 2021

Clit-Tortise

Where a womans clitoris was bitten by a snapping turtle

Hey Chad, did you hear that Brittney got a Clit-Tortise

by Searchin4Sus January 24, 2020

Eirik Torrisi

Eirik is a skinny Italian man with a big ass nose. his legs are as hairy as a monkey. he is scared of bananas

Eirik Torrisi's nose is bigger than the Eiffel tower

by uptownfunkslut June 10, 2020

Tomism

General term pertaining to any of a wide number of comical vulgarities, invented insults and mismangulated obscenities and curses made famous by a certain Tom K. (last name omitted)

"Oh, you MOTHER!"
"You FUCKNOB!"
(insert name) "...has an I.Q. of a peanut butter sandwich"
"sons-of-bastages"
"Cancel Christmas forever"
"butt buddy bubba with the burlap balls"
"rump ridin' ridge runner"

by Frank Klaune November 6, 2003

Tommish

Refferencing a person who is/acts like a Tom. Def: The act of being overly frugal and/or cheap in regards to, but not limited to, finding the least expensive way out of a bill/tab.

Four of my friends were out one night and the bill was 100.00 and Joe left 5 minutes before we recieved the check leaving only a 20.00 on the table; "That was fucking tommish of Joe to only leave 20.00 of the bill, it didn't even cover his portion!"

by Lancelot Jackson September 3, 2006

Tomislav

A mini-gun that is used by a sandwich carrying mitten having finger gunning bullet loving mini-gun naming russian who loves doctors.

(scunt)LOL U USE DA TOMISLAV LOLOLOLOLOL UR NEWB
(tomislav heavies everywhere)...DIIIIEEEEEEEE
(phlog pyros)mmmph mmma mmm mm mmm*uh imma stay out of this*

by Internet Human Person Object February 11, 2018

Torviscas Alto

noun, geogr.

a part of Playa de las Americas town in Southern Tenerife. Home to upper income earners from Brittain and Germany or Russian oil company executives. A better, posher, finer, safer place to live.

Movin' to Torviscas Alto next month: the rent will eventually kill me but I will die in style.

by Sasha Henke July 20, 2007