TordMatt

TordMatt is when a gay communist man who lives inside of a transformer and a barbie with a box chin fuck each other

TordMatt makes me nut
Holy shit that's gay, like TordMatt

by phillyboshitty April 20, 2017

Horny Toddler

A full grown and physically mature adult (18+) who is still a either still a virgin, a premature ejaculator or just plain sexually inexperienced.

GIRL, I threw myself at that horny toddler from the Popeyes Drive thru, we fucked for like 1.5 pumps and then he wanted to be held and shit.

by Ranchgirls November 2, 2020

tordsexual

Somebody that only shows interest in the hottest animated character on earth aka tord

I sexualy identify as tordsexual

by Something,somebody66 March 6, 2017

Toodlepip

Another way of saying goodbye.

"toodlepip john"

by Mattie_B March 28, 2009

toddler dick

A grown man with a 'dick' the same size as a toddler's 'dick'. Really small. Really really small. Cocktail weinerish. A guy suffering from toddler dick will usually get real jealous around preschoolers. These men have been with very few women, out of shame. They tend to spend a lot of time with their mother's, because of their inadequacy in the pants. I'm trying to say, their penis is the same size right now, as an adult, as it was when they were toddlers.

Guy) Why did they get divorced?

Girl) He suffers from toddler dick.

Guy) Toddler dick?
Girl) You, know toddler 'dick'. Same size as a toddlers. Their dick never grew up, like Peter Pan.

by Aunty Annihilator January 1, 2012

toodle-loo

Archaic american form of 'goodbye'. It derives from the french expression "a tout a l'heure" meaning "see you later", and came into vogue in the US particularly after the second world war.

Mim : "Bye-Bye!"

Vim : "Toodle-loo!"

by spungedave March 6, 2010

Tord

A norwegian guy with a funny accent, interested in giant robots and can probably kill you. Oh and he likes the color red and hent-

"I don't understand why people ship Tom x Tord , it makes no sense. I DARE you to search it up on the internet. " "Why would I do that?"
"If you want to go blind"

by Literally_Trash October 21, 2018