toorak tractor

Colloqial term to describe a 4WD vehicle. Its a light hearted poke at the fact that the four wheel drive vehicle will most likely never see the off road, and only the uptown suburb of Toorak in Melbourne, Australia.

Check out that toorak tractor... it's probably never even been dirty.

by funnelbc February 3, 2005

Toorak

A wealthy blue chip suburb in Melbourne, Australia. Whilst often noted as the HQ of the city's fine upper class, it is really populated by the desperately nouveau riche, who spend big thinking they're buying a spot in high society, when in fact they should probably be buying in South Yarra or Canterbury. The term is applied to some hoe/bro who is trying to impress, but is totally off the mark.

'Brian just spent $500 on calibre shoes, but they look fucking cheap, the dude if so Toorak'

by Jimmys March 13, 2008

Tooraktor

A Toorak tractor. A large 4wd from the posh suburb of Toorak in Melbourne, Australia. Almost always with a young mother behind the wheel and reliably bad drivers.

while driving : "that Tooraktor just cut me off!"

by wozamatod April 13, 2011

toorak tractor

Toorak tractor, whilst described elsewhere on this listing so far, has yet to been defined as to it's origin. It originated as a piss take of the developing group of semi-affluent wankers following the fake-it-until-you-make-it rule, later to be known as a 'yuppie'. The Toorak Tractor is driven by the Toorak Cowboy, a song by The Skyhooks, a well known Australian anti-establishmentarian band of the 1970's.

The song, Toorak Cowboy, takes the piss out of the yuppie lifestyle, naturally Toorak Cowboys drive flashy vehicles to 'make up for less down below', thus 4wd's, SUV's, and even sportscars fall under the category of a Toorak Tractor.

Over the last ten years due to the origin not being as commonly heard as the term, it has come to generally mean larger more fuel consuming vehicles designed for off-road use which never see bush.

"What's a Toorak cowboy like you doing in a Lambo like that?"

"It's me Toorak Tractor mate!"

by dsfgdsafgads December 28, 2005

toorak college

A bunch of fucked up lesibians that are oddly obsessed with boys but still lesbians, they say people call them the toorak rich bitches but they are the only ones that say that bc they want to feel rich. Remember that time when the maths teacher tensed his pecs for the maths class ? Toorak =fucked lesbians

mum: sending you to toorak college next year

Kid: *goes to kill em' selves*

by Gblight6 March 20, 2017

toorak mum

someone who drives rangrovers and fucks them with strap-ons like in nichs msn picture

chloe

by maddy August 24, 2003

Torakatork sauce

in crude layman's terms ...it is a cannabinoid made up of the spleen of a raging donkey, seven chunks of gunshot wounds, the deadly poisonous giraffes of tijuana, and teh evilest sri lankan monkeys to ever roam the eastern seaboard. the result is that when you sip it, your mind is exploding with joy and...highness to the point that god himself will roll on down and exclaim your amazing blunttasticness

...i wonder if the moon has people made of torakatork sauce?

by DoctorFunkenstein June 24, 2004