Thotus Begonus

The third most powerful Harry Potter spell. (see fetus deletus and beatus meatus)

"Thotus Begonus!" Harry cried as he defended himself from the wretched soul sucking thots.

by Nobody01100001 October 22, 2018

Thotus Begoness

A magical set of words only to be uttered in certain situations of life and death. Other such marvelous phrases include beatus meatus and fetus deletus. Remember this phrase to protect yourself.

As the circle of thots enclosed themselves on him, Harry yelled ferociously, "THOTUS BEGONESS!". An explosion rang out to be heard in all directions, but when the dust cleared Harry was the only one standing within a 2 mile radius.

by Thicc_Chungus_69_420 April 11, 2019

Siamese tootsie roll

Duck taping two or more people together after loading them up with shrooms and burritos causing them to shit themselves all over each other.

“Things got out of hand last night. I tripped shit on some shrooms with my buddies and ended up in a Siamese tootsie roll.”

by Stolen originality September 12, 2020

tootsies

Toes, the things at the end of your feet.

Ma tootsies are cauld

by Gav April 14, 2004

tookus lingus

The very pleasurable sexual act of licking another person's anus/butthole; a fancier word for rimming, a rim job, tossing salad, analingus, or just plain eating ass.

Miranda: He kind of... licked my butt.
Samantha: Be specific. Do you mean the cheeks, or...?
Miranda: It was more localized than that.
Carrie: Wait a minute. Are we... are we talking tookus lingus?

-Sex and the City Episode 54 "Baby, Talk is Cheap"

by JolieJulia April 30, 2006

tookus

Butt or read-end. Something I picked up from my old man.

I should get off my tookus and get a job

by Nonya December 27, 2004

do the tootsie roll

Dirty Skyping OR faffing around on the beach all day.

It was a warm and sunny day so Clara and Shell decided to do the Tootsie Roll.

by lazerst January 25, 2011