by Da Real JZ January 3, 2009
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When you're so involved in what your doing, you don't notice the large quantity of toothpaste still in your mouth from when you brushed your teeth an hour ago.
When you're so involved in what your doing, you don't notice the large quantity of toothpaste still in your mouth from when you brushed your teeth an hour ago.
I have the Toothpasties" "I'm high
by fuckidontcare August 3, 2011
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Get the tosspaste mug.A euphemism for semen, deposited into the mouth of one adminstering fellatio, usually in the hopes of gaining financial benefit or career advancement.
First used in the January 23, 2002 The Onion article "Who Do I Have to Blow to Win the Bancroft Prize in American History?"
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First used in the January 23, 2002 The Onion article "Who Do I Have to Blow to Win the Bancroft Prize in American History?"
http://www.bigosoft.com/dan/bancroft_prize.htm
"I was so intent on getting that adminstrative position that I guzzled gallons of Tijuana toothpaste."
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"How did someone as dumb as her become Vice President of the company? She must be brushin' with some serious Tijuana toothpaste."
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"How did someone as dumb as her become Vice President of the company? She must be brushin' with some serious Tijuana toothpaste."
by Pepper May 13, 2005
Get the Tijuana toothpaste mug.A game of spite where one person squeezes a seemingly impossible blob of toothpaste out of the nearly-used-up toothpaste tube, thus making it even harder for the next person to squeeze out toothpaste.
L: "Wow - I thought we finished that tube yesterday"
M: "I just squeezed a blob, now you're up. It's Toothpaste Jenga, baby."
M: "I just squeezed a blob, now you're up. It's Toothpaste Jenga, baby."
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