Toon

A paracytic creature that swims up someone's anus and attaches itself to the victims sphincter. Once it imbeds its fat unpleasant head into host, it is almost impossible to remove and causes serve pain and discomfort. Residing mainly in Port Phillip Bay Victoria, but will travel as far as Northern NSW and South Australia if conditions are suitable.

"Ohh Lord kill me now...I think a Toon just swam up my arse!!"

by Mundey Magic January 13, 2009

Toon

A really... really... really Canadian way to refer to a character in an MMORPG. Similar to how sliced round ham is called Canadian Bacon... They call a character a "toon"

wassup you hoser! I'm aboot to go home and try and level up my toon. I think I can hit level 59 today eh?

by Filthy Mug August 25, 2008

Toon

a fool or muppit very commonly used all throughout britain

hey man ur such a toon!!

by O-T December 27, 2005

Toon

A jew with big curly hairs

Hey thats a jew
Its Toon

by Aarskriebel101 January 9, 2018

toon

That one guy in your group of friends that is black and is always alone at home.

Man, toon's party was lit af fam.

by MemeMasterMaxi February 9, 2017

Toon

A really sweet and caring boy who has never harmed anyone and is always positive

he acts like a total Toon.

by lilkrebs September 6, 2018

Toon

An animated character that isn't fully human, but isn't fully animal.

"If they turned a toon like Sonic into a live action movie, imagine what they'd do with Bart Simpson."

by Soundjumper August 8, 2019