Holy Fuck Ton

More that a crap ton and a shit ton. the greatest amount.

That elaphant weighs a Holy Fuck Ton more than that dog.

by 777tobi March 21, 2009

shit-ton

Widely adaptable large unit of measure. Generally speaking, take an amount of something that an average person may have and add a shitload more to it. This results in a shit-ton.

Kilby has a shit-ton of old NES games.

by WallyFro March 10, 2003

metric ass ton

In excess; a large amount, generally more than what is expected.

This term is not restricted to weight, but is more a quantitive factor.

Wow, I have a metric ass ton of homework to do tonight.

by Russ A September 25, 2006

ton eighty

In darts, a score of one hundred eighty. It is the highest possible score with three darts. Three tripple twenties.

Dude, I cant believe you got a ton eighty with those crappy plastic darts!

by SirDiesAlot August 12, 2006

Sorye Gei Ton

The words you hear right before pentakill.

"This Yas is no problem. He's gonna die right no-"
-In the distance.- "SORYE GEI TON."
Announcer: "Enemy Pentakill!"

by AnotherFilthyYasuoMain August 10, 2018

shit ton

a lot

I have a shit ton of beers in my fridge.

by King Festus August 21, 2003

metric fuck ton

Slightly more than an Imperial fuck ton. The exact measurements of the metric fuck ton are unknown, owing to the fact that the term is generally used to describe an indeterminately-large quantity of something.

That pizza you left on the floor last night is now covered in a metric fuck ton of ants.

by Kenneth Allan May 29, 2008