tomtastic

adj.: amazing in every possible way, usually relating to sex appeal.

I can't keep my eyes off that chick's tomtastic ass.

by The Saucy Mango March 11, 2009

TomTord

An amazing gay ship using characters named Tom and Tord from a popular show on YouTube titled 'Eddsworld', that sadly ended last year. AKA my OTP. It's the most popular Eddsworld ship on the internet, most likely because Tom and Tord hate each other. Some of the fans think that it is an abusive ship, probably because they hate each other as well, and also tried to kill each other. (I don't fucking care though, it's my OTP)

Me: "Hey Cali, do you want to do a TomTord ship game?"
Cali: "Fuck yeah bitch let's do it!"

by IvebeenSHATTERED December 6, 2017

Tomtrocity

Someone who thinks he is the shit and the best at video games, especially Halo 3 but in reality hes a total noob. And plays to many social matches.

" Dude did you hear jim talking about how good he is at Halo 3?"

"Hes such a Tomtrocity!"

by Impulsin15 November 27, 2007

tomtit

cockney rhyming slang often thrown around in my family when certain members need a shit!

fuck me, that rubys doin sumersaults, i need to have a fat tomtit!

by sausage fingas June 9, 2005

Tomtrocity

Someone who is a total noob at all video games especially Halo 3, but thinks he is the shit.

"Did you hear jim braging at how good he is at Halo 3?"

"Hes such a Tomtrocity!"

by Impulsin15 November 27, 2007

Tomteskägg

When a man ejaculates on a girls face, you can refer to it, as a "tomteskägg" A.k.a "santa's beard".

Oh, look at her "tomteskägg".

by Daala September 12, 2007

tomtoolery

Toolish or stupid behavior.

I can't believe I allowed myself to be involved in such tomtoolery.

by Davewcmg July 15, 2014