Tom Brady 

The biggest choke artist of all time. Led his team to 18-0, but then he lost in Super Bowl XLII, in which the widely criticized Eli Manning led the Giants to victory, marking the second time in a row that a Manning ended the Patriots' season.

Brady is called the greatest quarterback ever, but Rex Grossman could lead a team to 18-0 if he knew what the defense was doing before plays. He also has a great offensive line, because
1) When he was placed on injured reserve (thank you Bernard Pollard), backup Matt Cassel, who had never started an NFL game in his life, won 11 games for the Patriots. Why? He had good protection.
2) The Giants sacked Brady five times in the Super Bowl, due to the Patriots choking and the Giants' having everyone outside of Boston backing them up. Without the protection he normally got, he couldn't do anything. Not even lead his team to a victory over the 13-6 New York Giants.

Brady is also a sore loser. He refuses to shake anyone's hand after a loss. Seen after blowing the AFC Championship against the Colts by throwing an interception running to the locker room, not making eye contact with anyone.

And he got his girlfriend pregnant and left her.

1. Oh man, I would have gotten an A in the class but I failed the last test of the term! I feel like such a Tom Brady!
2. Good friend Peyton Manning criticized Tom Brady for how he handled the news of Bridget's pregnancy. "He wouldn't even shake her hand. He just ran straight for the locker room and hit the showers. What a sore loser," Manning said, staring at his Super Bowl ring.

Tom Brady by Can't think of one January 10, 2009

Tom Brady 

1. (v.)To choke so badly in doing something it cannot be ignored for the remainder of time.

2. (v.)To overrate something that is, in actuality, half-decent.

3. (v.)Gettin' b***hes pregnant... then ditching them after the positive test.

4. (n.) Celebrity in a helmet, who has the support of an insanely talented receiving corps and is therefore the human incarnation of God in most New England states, and with bandwagoners worldwide. Will make it to the Hall of Fame, though undeservedly. Choked in Super Bowl XLII and made most of America laugh.

1. "You just Tom Bradied on us back there! If it wasn't for you we would have broke the jagerbomb drinking record!"

2. "...Yeah, but it's a real Tom Brady of an SUV, the Range Rover. Ride's awful, not like they say in the magazines."

3. "TIME TO GET FADED AND TOM BRADY SOME HOES!"

4. "Tom Brady has no class, whatsoever."

Tom Brady by NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! February 6, 2008

Tom Brady 

The most overrated NFL quarter back ever to play the game. He gets credit for everything the New England Patriots accomplish, when in fact all he had to do was stand and watch. His coaching staff is what makes him look good. They can turn a bag of dog crap into a Pro Bowl QB. As long as you're not an old man like Drew Deadslow (Bledsoe), The Patriots can turn you into an Allstar. If you put Tom Brady on a crap team like the Niners, he will do crappy. Because he can turn a team around like Donovan McNabb did with the Eagles. There is a reason why Tom Brady was drafted in the 6th round of the draft. Because he is not a good QB. With the Patriots offensive schemes, they can make anyone look better than they really are. If you understand they're playbook, you can be successful with the patriots.

Tom Brady is not a good QB. But people do not realize this at all. He will go down in history as a great QB when in fact, all he had to do was stand there and throw to the open man. Guys like Donovan McNabb on the Eagles makes things happen himself. He is the key to that team, when the Patriots key is their coaching.

Why don't people realize that if Tom Brady played for the 49ers, he'd be just as bad as the rest of them. Because well, he is.

Tom Brady by jordan586 July 22, 2008

tom brady 

Matt cassel clone wearing #12. Most OVERRATED person in US history. His greatness is a bigger hoax than manti teo's girlfriend. Recipient of insane amounts of undue credit. Fabricate wins by cheating & riding coattails & robert kraft bribing refs(tuck rule). Crybaby, whiny bitch, fag, asshole, piece of shit. A deadbeat dad(john moynahan). Does Zoolander style modeling(looking like a fag but not knowing it). Choker in the biggest games 18-1. Eli's bitch.

The infant dropped tom brady in his diaper & needed it changed.

In the championship game johnny pulled a tom brady & choked.

If you tom brady on your exam you will get expelled from school.

Eli just killed that silly fuck. Ya what a tom brady.

tom brady by John Doe11 January 2, 2014

Tom Brady 

pussy; wimp; weakling

-Did you here about Jim? He was crying because of a mosquito bite!
-Wow! What a Tom Brady!

Tom Brady by Lee-bay January 1, 2009

tom brady 

okay im fucking sick of people calling tom brady the most underrated quarterback in football. if he's so underrated to everybody, than why dont they just rate him higher? the media kisses his ass and call him underrated, well guess what guys? We're all watching the media to see how they rate quarterbacks. He is overrated if anything, and only does well because he has an amazing team to back him up. How well do you think he'd do if he were on the texans?

Sports Guy 1: Tom Brady is so underrated
Sports Guy 2: Yeah he's the most underrated player in football
Sports Guy 3: How can you guys kiss Tom Brady's all day on National TV just like everyone else and still call him the most underrated player in the game? Show some love to someone who deserves it, like joey porter, or vick, or even the third string punter for the lions.

tom brady by dgsdgsahgahgasha September 2, 2006

Tom Brady 

the act of destroying or damaging your phone

Man, I wish I had a case for my phone. I totally just Tom Bradyed it.

Tom Brady by rayraylayyou August 30, 2015